Hilary Duff as she costed Last Night's Teen Choice Awards on F.O.X Ok, There comes a time when we all grow up and must fly the coop! Hilary, your time is now! I admit, you were a cute child star and I even liked you as a cartoon. But award show host? No way. Something about seeing you try to rap with SnoopDog made me think to myself Enough Duff!!!!!
Hoagie Nosed Actor OWEN WILSON was rushed to hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday (26Aug07), according to reports. The 38-year-old star was taken by ambulance from his home in Santa Monica to the emergency room at L.A's St. John's Hospital at midday.The National Enquirer and Star magazine are reporting that Wilson tried to kill himself. Sources tell the magazines he cut his wrists and took a number of pills - and was discovered by a family member, who alerted authorities. Well, Let's not jump to any conclusions just yet. Maybe Owen had trouble cutting his own meat and went a little heavy on the Tic-Tacs.
How hot is Old Timer Savanna looking at Vivid's 'Unforgettable night on 101 girls' at the Cabana Club in Hollywood? It seems like The Nasty has had his Uber-eyeballs glued to this "Debbie Does Dallas Again" star for 15 years or more. Who says we have to grow old Gracefully? F---- That!
Here's Paris Hilton at the Malibu beach party she threw over the weekend that Elisha Cuthbert attended. And either she's still promoting Rich Prosecco (canned sparkling wine) or she actually drinks the stuff. And why wouldn't she? A classy woman like Paris Hilton? I'd be surprised if she didn't drink canned sparkling wine. I heard one time she went to a party and was so classy the Monopoly man started crying because he couldn't compete. True story.
Carmen Electra was spotted at a beach in Malibu over the weekend wearing no less than two completely different bikinis. Which, you know, makes sense. Sometimes I go to the beach and start changing outfits for no reason too. I'll start off in an old Civil War uniform, maybe put on a few different swimsuits, and then top the whole thing off with a tuxedo. I mean, what else are you supposed to do at a beach besides change outfits? Swim in the ocean? You'd look ridiculous!
Sorry Perez Hilton, It's time you understood a bit more about who you are not. I love you sister, but royalty you are not. Swing your Thing aside and courtzie to the Beth Ostrosky the real Queen of All Media. Ostrosky is the fiance of Amierican, Humanitarian, Satorist, and Philanthopist, Howard Stern. Not the Howard K Stern who likes hang around alone in rooms where people like to day within moments of his arrival. I am talking about the Real Howard Stern. One most important figures in the United States since Kennedy. He may have to concede his position to Bill Gates and Warren Buffett but that it. For those of you that think I'm nuts. Stop reading and jump out the window. Howard has done more for American People than anyone I know of. Because of Howard it now costs Catholic Dioces and average of $198 Million if a priest wants your kid to sit on his finger. If your into faggetry, Howard will give you a voice. If you are a politician, Howard will elect you or defeat you with his tongue. Howard Stern is the only entertainer alive who should be allowed to talk about politics and he rarely does. That's beauty of the King of all Media. He is the ugliest guy in the world yet one of the smartest. That's why Beth Ostrosky will be his queen. She's no slouch either. The best thing Howard has got going for him is the fact that I approve of Beth Ostrosky. I am a nasty dude and I will spend my career trying to get the dirt on her and I know there will be none. So these lovely Pictures of Beth O in the wild will have to do and they are gorgeous. Hi Biana
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