Madonna Nude Playboy Photo at Auction

Now this is the kind of thing I always expected to be writing about regarding the former Catholic Slut from Detroit now turned British fully clothed Jew! A Nude Photo of Madonna is being sold at auction and it's gross.  The small sample above is all I can show you without barfing.

Selling skin shots for a couple of bucks used to be a hobby for Madonna and for some unknown reason she rose above it. But these bushy snaps should serve notice to Madonna that she is not the Messiah or someone who is qualified to demand meetings with world leaders and take pot shots at politicians regarding how they are corrupting the nation.

So next time we here that British Accent chirping out orders to the little people while she's cheating on a husband with a baseball player or buying another baby from Malawi, somebody oughta throw down one of these crusty old glossies of Madge and remind her she's no Mother Theresa. She's more like Theresa's Mother part IV:Two Birds in Her Bush!

Love Ya Madge! And P.S., Run the Lawn Mower through the Yard!!!!