Celebrity Baby Names - Romijn O'Connell Twins

On the heels of the tragic death of Jett Travolta, (named because his dad liked planes) and the birth of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz' spawn called Bronx Mowgli Wentz, It has happened again.

ANOTHER STUPID HOLLYWOOD BABY NAME! (I mean two names)

I can't stand these people anymore and they better pass proposition 8,9,10, and 11 to stop these morons from breeding!

Now, Rebecca Romijn and her dumb ass husband Jerry O'Connell named their twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip.  Are they f----ing kidding me?

They should have just named them "Sprinkler Boston Potato" and "I Give Up."

These ridiculous names have always irked me but I as absorbed the shock of the death of John Travolta and Kelly Preston's child, I thought to myself,  "I know 6 dogs, 1 football team, and no humans named Jet." 

And don't try to pull Jet Li out of your ass either,  because it probably doesn't mean big fast plane in Chinese!

Let's give our kids a chance at life for Christ's sake!

I mean here is something you'll probably never hear in your lifetime, "I'd like you to meet my accountant, Coco Puffs Cox Arquette."   I mean, what is out there for these kids?

Why have we decided to give the decent names like George, Brian, and Mary to our dogs, and name our kids Cheyanne, Dakota, and Spot?

I know we love our pets, but let's at least pretend we like a kids a little.

Good Luck in your lives Romijn O'Connell twins! See you down at the court house on your 18th birthdays, I'll bring the pen.