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Bored To Death On TV!

nasty@uberazzi.com — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0100

The fall television season has me wondering if there is really anything left to be seen on TV. I have tried hard to muster up the courage to do my annual as seen on TV reviews but I've been lulled into a stupor and have not quite found a way out until now.

Being bored to death was not all that fun until the new season of Bored To Death actually started on HBO. I had totally forgotten about this silly show when I planned out this years as seen on TV reviews but I'm so glad Direct TV accepts c [...]

Neck Lift Without Surgery Or Lifestyle Lift ?

nasty@uberazzi.com — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0100

My recent post about a neck lift without surgery caused me a lot of grief around Uberazzi so I really need to clarify my position on the neck lift. First, Lifestyle Lift is the name of the surgical we all hear about and the Neckline Lift is the new As Seen On TV neck lift without surgery product I was wanting to make fun of. The only thing was that when I saw the corny Neckline Lifts [...]

Neckline Lifts The Hollywood Version of Lifestyle Lifts

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0100

Here in Hollywood we like to keep beauty secrets like Neckline Lifts a secret because if people found out what was really going on they would ridicule our vanity. But since the Neckline Lifts infomercial has hit the As Seen On TV circuit, I'm here to spill the beans.

Why? Because Neckline Lifts are funny as hell and a product begging for humiliation. Neckline Lifts are perfect for the As Seen O [...]

Feather Hair Extensions For Kids

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

We knew feather hair extensions would remain the eco terrorist fashion trend of the summer for the chic and cool, but this took me by surprise.

I mentioned before that Feather Hair Extensions Hit Hollywood a few months back but now that school is out, the stork must have dropped by some baby feathers because little Hollywood is no sporting feather hair extensions and they look adorable.

When we see cuties like Lola Sheen, Kaia Gerber and Neriah Fisher dangling those cool littl [...]

MMA Workouts Keep NFL Players Tough During Lockout

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

How to become a better NFL Player during the Lockout is not some positive affirmation we pray is being repeated ad nauseam in the minds of our favorite players. It's an idea being embraced by a select group of athletes looking to transform the way they play the game, and truth be told, these football lessons go way beyond anything a player can be taught in training camp.

With that said, some teams may actually benefit from the current lockout. Teams like the Green Bay Packers, Jacksonville [...]

Everyone's Talking About Gene Simmons On The Joy Behar Show!

nasty@uberazzi.com — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

So for anyone who hasn't seen Gene Simmons flame out on the Joy Behar show, here it is. Shannon Tweed has finally had enough after 28 years of nonsense and she pretty much snapped on Joy's show.

I've always wondered how a hottie like that could put up with Gene Simmon's Munster like physique and prepubescent monkey play for more than minute and we have to assume it's the money. Simmons has more money than God so the fact that he would parade himself around in a reality says a lot about this [...]

Selena Gomez "A Year Without Rain" Live At Santa Monica Place

nasty@uberazzi.com — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

So Selena Gomez is alive and made it to her appearance today at Santa Monica Place. In the best of my estimation she didn't look 4 days pregnant and I don't think she's having a little "Bieby" any time soon. But,I will say she looked a bit dazed and confused when she ventured out to reporter row just before her boring little set.

Selena is definitely a trooper and the little girls loved her. There is nothing better than seeing 11 year olds screaming and breaking out in tears [...]

Lebron James Is Not A Failure, Just An Idiot

nasty@uberazzi.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

So on the heels of Lebron James, and the Miami Heat's epic failure, the Miami Herald published a Macy's ad congratulating the Heat as the 2011 NBA Champions. Nice going Herald, but you are probably not the only game in town who preplanned the success of the Heat and their anointed one, Lebron James. So as I raise a cup to the rest of the NBA people are wondering if Lebron James is a failure.

The a [...]

Selena Gomez Santa Monica Place Appearance Rescheduled

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

Great news everybody! Selena Gomez is out of the hospital and ready to reappear at Santa Monica Place on Monday. Gomez, who was taken to the hospital Thurs night after taping The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, had to cancel Fridays scheduled appearance much to the dismay of her fans. I for one was pissed. I can look right out the window of the office and see Santa Monica Place and I was hoping that the traffic jam of cars and teenie boppers would clear in time for the ride home. But instead, w [...]

Watch UFC 131

nasty@uberazzi.com — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

So we do an awful lot of kidding about all types of crap we see on TV or in the movies but I must say that MMA provides just as much entertainment as our favorite shows. As I get ready to Watch UFC 131, I will not be making fun of these MMA fighters because, let's face it, I'm weak and frail.

These guys mean business and somehow MMA has quickly become one of the most popular sports in the world. It has all the pageantry and glitz of Wrestling but it's for real. For me, it equates to modern [...]

Feather Hair Extensions: Fashion Or Murder?

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

Feather Hair Extensions are still a hot topic in Hollywood but as I correctly predicted in my little feather hair extensions note, it would not be until the 1st week in June that we would begi

n to hear more about the moral outrage of killing roosters than would about how cool the fashion trend actually was.

It really wasn't a fair fight because those [...]

Wayne Rooney Hair Transplants

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0100

One of the most fascinating stories of the week is Soccer star Wayne Rooney's announcement that has gotten hair transplants. Celebrity hair transplants are always interesting but the fact that Rooney, has elected to have elective outpatient surgery smack dab in the middle of his playing days. I for one applaud him and perhaps someone of Rooney's stature will help remove some of the stigma attached to procedure. Rooney has openly admitted on Twitter that he indeed has had the procedure and is [...]

The Fridge Locker: The Dumbest Thing That You HaveTo Have

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sun, 29 May 2011 00:00:00 +0100

The Fridge Locker may be among the dumbest As Seen On TV products we've ever seen but it's almost too funny to pass up. I first noticed it when it was spoofed on Ellen Degeneres but there really is nothing more annoying than being food-jacked while you're at work. So this thing really is a clever idea.

Watch Fridge Locker Commercial below and you'll see why it's becoming popular as sort of a gag, but we all secretly need one of these. For me it would be to lock up some cookies [...]

Elizabeth Taylor Was A Punching Bag

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

Remembering Elizabeth Taylor was the topic of every news show and website online today, but hearing her say she was a punching bag was startling. She had done several [...]

SXSW: What A Mess?

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

If there is one place not to be this weekend, it is at SXSW! Talk about jumping the shark, SXSW has lost its cool and so have the attendees. It use to be the place where the great creative minds of a generation of outcasts got together and businessized with the music industry's expense accounts.

I know that sounds harsh, but let's face it. It is true. But a lot of great work came out of the convention and it served to develop and showcase some of the coolest innovations in media. And, it ce [...]

Rhonda Shear Ahh Bra As Seen On TV

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

The Rhonda Shear Ahh Bra makes me so happy because I love her on so many levels. Mostly the level between her shoulders and her stomach but I digress. As I begin to take notice of Hollywood fashion trends such as Feather Hair Extenstions, I would be remiss if I didn't mention the latest boulder holders hitting the seen.

Rhonda Shear has b [...]

Breaking News From Charlie Sheen's Twitter!!

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

The Goddess Rachel who was either the whore raising Charlie Sheens kids, or the Bore raising Charlie Sheen's kids has left. Charlie says he is accepting applications for another girl slightly south of respectability to pick up Rachel's yanking duties.

Perhaps more news worthy is the fact I suggested earlier that Charlie Sheen should charge for sponsored tweets to his new followers. I didn't think Charlie had enough of his already simple brains left to think up so [...]

Charlie Sheen Biggest Celebrity Meltdown Of All Time?

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

So unlike the rest of the world I pretty much resisted the Charlie Sheen saga of late because he's never really interested me. But boy has that changed. I always thought of Charlie Sheen as a rather fortunate actor who was in the right place at the right time to grab the lead in Platoon. After that, I could really have cared less until he scored the hottest babe at my Alma Matter, Lake Mary High School, Donna Peele. For that, he was my idol. Everything else would have just been gravy.

But [...]

Feather Hair Extensions Hit Hollywood

nasty@uberazzi.com — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100

Feather Hair Extensions are definitely one of the latest and greatest fads to hit Hollywood this year. I first noticed these things sticking out of peoples' heads late in 2010 and the look is growing on me.

Whil [...]

The Oscars: The Gay Super Bowl Or What?

nasty@uberazzi.com — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0100

I gotta tell you watching the Oscars reminds of what the Gay Super Bowl. It's one thing the see the NFL throw itself a championship filled with pageantry but football is a hard fought battle of wills over an entire season.

The Academy Awards is nothing more than a poorly done fashion show with actors getting together [...]