Twitter Reality May Drive Celebrities Away

Everyone is so Twitter giddy but the whole idea of microblogging in Hollywood has always given me the creeps. True, it lets the world get to know most of their favorite celebrities are nothing more than completely out of touch narcissists.

But, I guess it is kinda cool to occasionally to see Demi Moore without a tooth, but Twitter clearly brings an element of danger.

When I first saw A-List celebs tweeting about their lives in real time I immediately began to think of the stalker element. The Celebrity tweeters have gotten a little too comfortable giving out the details of where they are and what they are doing.

The idea of a Twitter reality show where followers try to track down a Celebrity through Twitter is not really a major leap from what people are doing already. It's just a bit scary that someone would think it's a good idea to organize a contest to hunt humans.

I don't really think Twitter will go through with such a stupid idea that would send it's celebrity element heading for the Hollywood Hills. The Celebs are what made Twitter so popular and I doubt Twitter will bite the hand that feeds them.

Watch Ashton Kutcher on Larry King Live explaining Twitter and asking for Stalkers

 

Madonna On Twitter




Former Catholic Slut from Detroit Madonna pulled another great move as she took over her manager's twitter account recently and let it be known that she was thrilled to be rid of Guy Ritchie.

She was initially there to thank all her well wishers for their support of her upcoming "best of" type album which the lazy ingrate will be slapping together to extort money out of Live Nation who gave her millions of dollars in a record deal.

You see, this what an out of touch Bitch Madonna really is.

If you get paid over $100Million dollars to make music, rehashing your old crap to cover up the fact you can't create good music anymore or that you simply feel you are above working for "the man" means you are a complete sell out.

But we all knew that.

Perhaps taking some of that money and trying to buy another Malawian baby is in poor taste at the moment.  The fact that the nanny for you other African Tot quit your employ and nobody is sure which steroid filled boy toy you are currently cheating on might not create the most nurturing atmosphere for your latest purchase. You obviously harbor a good deal of resentment toward Guy Ritchie, who you lied about stepping out on, to be focusing on having a servant raise a child for you

Maybe Madonna should take the money she's bilking from Live Nation to trick her fans with, and give it to a well run organization that might really do some good in Malawi. Even giving it to another religion she's planning to ruin is money better spent.

What about spending the entire lot on skis and lift tickets which might serve to boost the economy here in the states and allow you to really entertain your fans since you've taken to twittering about your failures as a wife as opposed to creating new music.

Way to Go Madge, I couldn't be more proud of you!