Renee Zellweger Golden Globes

I have to hand it to Renee Zellweger.  Not only was she wearing the ugliest dress at The Golden Globes but she showed the most star savvy I've seen in years. 

Somehow she managed to take a decent Carolina Herrera organza bib and mix it with a horrible mermaid skirt which made her look like either a fish with gill eczema or a covergirl for Couger Juggs Magazine.  Regardless of what you may think of her sheer disaster, it was one of the most brilliant Golden Globe Bait and Switch Jobs I had ever seen.

Over the years I've been noticing how crazy and deformed Renee Zelwegger's has begun to look.  She has got to be one of the ugliest leading ladies in hollywood and this dress assured her that nobody would be looking at her weird face.  She is absolutely the most blank canvas in the world and her make up people must have to paint her grill with layer after layer of glop just to make her presentable.

Now, I don't want anyone to think I'm not into this chick because shedoes have talent. In fact I think she'd make a great understudy for the real Renee Zellweger who goes by the name Joey Lauren Adams .

So all you hideous celebs out there, and I don't just mean Donatella Versace , if you need to haul your ugly face into an auditorium and there is press around, make them think they're gonna get a glimpse of your saggy utters and they won't snap your face.

Renee you are brilliant my dear!