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Madonna Threatens Palin

Madonna has a boner for Sarah Palin like she's a jilted lesbian lover.  There is nothing I hate more than a certified moron like Madge telling people who to vote for.

The video below shows the Old and Out of Touch Madonna inciting a crowd of Sticky and Sweet concert goers with a chant about Palin.  At one point Madonna threatens to kick Palin's Ass .

Madonna needs to decide if she's American or British, Catholic or Jewish, Fifty plus or Tween, or whatever other psychosis she's dealing with before she forces her fans to bend over for the wrong candidate.

I'm not for Palin, but I'm not about to buzz kill people that pay a shit load of coin to watch me sing about some stupid slut from Alaska.

I pay you to sing Madge and that's it!

Bruce Willis Looks Old even with Model Emma Heming

Bruce Willis used this weekend as an opportunity to age a thousand years. He hasn't exactly been a super stud since the Moonlighting days but he's had a certain look to him.

However, when you're dating a super hot model like Emma Heming who is just a couple of years older than your daughter, you should trim your "whities" so you aren't mistaken for Santa Clause or a homeless guy.

I expect more from the old bag of bones.  The only reason he's worth mentioning is because of the quality of flousy he bangs. I don't know what's wrong with Emma Heming but I hope we find out soon.

I miss the days of Bruce Willis being a total dick.

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Holly Madison is gone and Hef gains Karissa and Kristina

Hero of the Heteros Hugh Hefner does it again. When his Girl Next Door Holly Madison gave up her third of Hef's old bag of bones I thought it might be the end of this superhero's reign. 

But, Playboy's founder pulled a couple of rabbits out of his hat in the form of 19 year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.  Now I doubt there is any incest going on here and to tell you the truth I'd be suprised if Hef has had sex with any of his girlfriends in the last few years but that's another story.

I'm really sad to see Holly go because she was the only one I even remotely liked on that stupid reality show.

Here is to a guy who takes getting dumped with a couple of grains of salt!

Kim Kardashian at 14

I know there was a big presidential debate tonight and all that nonsense but the real news tonight is the fact that Kim Karashian posted a bikini photo at age 14 to dispell rumors that she had a boob job.

The talentless rich kid turned amatuer porn star, turned reality star, and soon to be back in porn has also denied she has had butt implants.

The important thing is that we all understand that she is not anti cosmetic surgery and will go under the knife if she needs to.

I for one appreciate Kim Kardashian being aggressive in combatting such a serious accusation. It's vital that all our slutty role models are completely natural. I love Kim and will sleep better tonight knowing all her good stuff is real.

Kim Kardashian denies Breast Augmentation

I have no problem with Miley Cyrus throwing a great sweet sixteen party for her and all her friends. In fact, closing down Disneyland for a bash is a great idea and something a mega rich little kid ought to strive for.

Miley Cyrus did some performing along with Billy Ray and had some cool events for her celebrity friends and the 5000 fans who attended Miley's Disneyland Sweet 16 party, but here is where it goes south for me.

Those in attendance had to shell out $250 a head to party with the star. Further, Disney used the event to pump their new birthday promotion which allows people to enter the park for free on their birthdays. Not a bad deal I may add.

However, if team Miley is so loaded and Disney is using this as a publicity stunt why did people have to pay $250 to get in. Wouldn't this have been a great opportunity to give back to some lucky fans. Maybe a few of those thousands who paid to join her fan club to get those nonexistent concert tickets that never materialized.

Telling people you're gonna honor some youth volunteers is not the same as bilking them for cash!

I get that it was a star studded event. I know how that goes because I have to attend all that crap, but when every news agency mentions the cost of going to your party, it better follow with an announcement of a huge donation to some polar bears or something.

Watch Miley go shopping at Forever 21 before her birthday bash

Insurance Company Not Paying on Heath Ledger Policy

I knew this was coming. Everytime an actor accidently murders himself their insurance companies don't want to pay. That's the nature of insurance.  

However, Ledger's death was ruled accidental and that should be enough for Little Matilda Rose to cash in. 

Instead the 2 year old has to go sue ReliaStar Life Insurance to try and get her milk money. (IFAwebnews.com )

To me it sounds like the insurance industry is being a little stupid not paying out in a high profile case that was not ruled a suicide. Life Insurance is a great deal right now, but in this economy people are not buying.

A little good press about how Heath Ledger's daughter was being taken care of by her pop's insurance policy would have gone a long way.

Way to go Insurance Brain Trust!