Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

I love that Keith Richards of all people is dispensing advice to Amy Crackhouse.

He does say that he likes no modern music but Amy's, but the girl has to sort herself out quick or she won't be around for long. (uberazzi)

He oughta know. They look like twins right now, but take a look at Keith 30 years ago and  see what a few decades in the business did to him.

Amy You Don't Have a Chance!

HALLE BERRY and partner GABRIEL AUBRY are celebrating after welcoming a baby girl into the world on Sunday (16Mar08).
According to reports, the Catwoman star gave birth to a little girl weighing seven pounds four ounces at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
This is the 41-year-old's first child, who was ecstatic to be an expectant mum, stating "I want to stay pregnant forever".
The Monster's Ball star met 32-year-old Aubry on a shoot for Versace in 2005, announcing the pregnancy in September last year (07) after the star was three months gone.
Berry's representative was not available to comment.

Those kooks at Hollywood.tv sure have a lot of time on their hands, but sometimes they come with some jewels.

Saturday Night they spotted Britney Spears heading into Romanov in Studio City and Mel Gibson wasn't too far behind.  There was definitely a meeting of the crazy minds over dinner. 

I imagine that Mel just showed up to tell her to be careful of the Jews and to explain they're behind all her problems.  She probably showed up just to eat with Mel Gibson and left wondering what a Jew was.

Kiss the Kids for me Brit! 

Now every one is so happy for Amy Crackhouse winning a billion grammies this year, and she deserved it.

She is even so wonderful now that she agreed to auction off the very dress she wore for her taped Grammy performance to benefit Breast Cancer Research! (more at uberazzi)

Well, Hip Hip Hooray!!!!

I don't know who is running things over there for Breast Cancer, but instead selling the dress for $3900 they should have processed it and sucked out all the coke she sprinkled on that thing all night and sold it by the gram.

They would have made enough to cure every cancer out there!

I love ya Doghouse!

Now this story is even a bit weird for a guy like me. Britney Spears' father, who now controls all her lumps of cash, wants to open up a Mexican Restaraunt with Kevin Federline.

What the hell is going on?

I thought finally Britney's Fortune might get its leak plugged but daddy seems like a dumb ass.

I can see Britney and K-Fed launching burritos at each other over the counter.

Well, they were in love once!

 

I love Steve-O from Jackass.  He is the craziest guy on the planet and he is indestructable.

I have had him in my Death Pool for over 5 years and the guy won't die.  I thought I finally had him after his latest arrest for cocaine posession because he was on suicide watch due to the break up with his girlfriend.

Then I realized that no woman can kill this guy.  Nothing can.  He has the number 1 video on youtube today and it is a cocaine induced rant on life, death and juggling.

I guess the cops didn't get all his cocaine when they arrested him earlier this month because it appears to be all over his nose.

 Keep the faith Brother!