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 David Blaine Dive of Death!

Oh Poor Pussy! David Blaine is uspset with the outcome of his stupid stunt.

Well the monotone moron isn't the only one.  

Hanging by a string is a hardly a stunt but his spectacular Dive of Death was a dud.

The youtube video below was taken by the crowd and the central park mob really sticks it to the sad little clown. It gets funny about 2 minutes in.

Why don't you pull a Rabbit out of your Hat David Blaine?

So how you do describe a day when out of the blue a stud like Clay Aiken and Sexy SirenLindsay Lohan both admit publicly that they are gay? It has to be the gayest day ever.

I know it's only two people, but the outpouring of support for their gayness that's on the way makes me want to run to the dance school and sign up for tap! Just wait til Rosie's giant fat face tries to claim these officially new members of the twinkle toes brigade are now members of her cause. I doubt they switched teams to impress Rosie, but Rosie always takes this angle.

You guys know I'm pissed at Lindsay's boyfriend Sam Ronson because that dude has really calmed her down and now she's a bore. He must have a big one to keep that slunt off the straight.

I'm pretty happy for Clay Aiken because he just had  a kid and now that he has found his way out of the closet and admitted he is officially gay, he can no actually get pregnant and bare his own children.

I think that's so cool.

I'm just scared tommorrow Ruben Studdard is come out and admit he's really white. Could imagine?

Swing Your Thing Clay. And, you swing Sam's thing Lindsay!

I can't be the only one hoping David Blaine falls on his head during his latest stupid stunt.  When I heard this thing was happening I really didn't get it, and I still don't

The only cool thing about David Blaine hanging upside down on a string is the cool Kelly Ripa interview he did.  Kelly always looks good and I especially enjoyed the behind the scenes video below showing Kelly flipping around in a harness before her interview.

I'm sure a lot of people out there would love to get the hot little television host twirling around in that position. 

She looks awesome but she did reveal a little ink mistake on her ankle.  She has one of the worst tattoos of any major star.

As for Blaine, we can only hope for a little excitement. Hanging in the middle of Central Park he's probably ripe for a paint ball blast or the old "flaming poo trick"

Keep your fingers crossed American Public!

Seeing Snoop Dog Smoking Weed on Stage is somewhat refreshing in this age of superstars trying to trick us into thinking they are something they are not.

Mr. The Dogg lit up while performing in Amstertadam at the Heineken Music Hall. I'm not saying he's a great role model or anything, but I'd rather hear about this than a bunch of Bull Sh@# virgin rings wrapped around The Jonas Brothers' fingers.

Snoop keeps it real and I repect that. He is always super smooth and will tell you point blank that he was a pimp, a porn pusher, loves weed, and is a good dad.

I think his honesty should land him an eleventh hour Presidential nomination. Hell, I don't they drug test the President anyway.

How bad a President could he be? He survived thug life while he was high 24/7 and transformed himself into a millionaire. That requires some serious organizational and people skills don't ya think?

Well, maybe he could just help out the Obama campaign by giving him some black lessons. Could you imagine how cool Barack would be with a super giant ring with his name on it?

Can you say swing vote?

For me the fact that Eva Mendes was launching a Home Decor Line with Macys made absolutely no sense until today.

It's been obvious Macys is trying to suck every bit of juice out of their successful ad campaigns featuring stars pretending to enjoy hanging around in the store, but Eva Mendes is a real stretch. Well, a stretch until she showed up at LAX wearing my grandmothers curtains today. Now I get it.

Last month her nipple was starring in a controversial Calvin Klein ad and now she's dressing like a house frau. Like Macys, Eva is trying to suck every ounce out of flash in the pan career.

I'm actually proud of the sexy little chica because she is being as proactive as all hot chicks should be. She's planning for life when hot turns into not so hot, and then into no job.

Hope ya sell a lot of fake plants Eva

Reality Star Audrina Patridge gets snapped moving into her new apartment. This story does my heart good because I hate when reality television stars confuse themselves with actual stars.

Seeing Patridge move her own crap around, or at least some of it, is very refreshing. It reminds me that she's nothing special and she clearly get's the message.

I'm sure that most of the scene below was staged, but you can see that Audrina is moving at least one item all by herself.

Hopefully we'll see Lauren Conrad or Heidi and Spencer doing something real in the near future.