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Amy Winehouse Naked

Amy Winehouse may have slipped by the guards at her rehab facility this weekend, but she didn't slip past us in St Lucia.

As a result, everyone is talking about the Naked Pictures of Amy Winehouse and I'm not publishing anything too revealing but I'll tell you what.  Crackhouse has put on some weight in rehab and if you don't look at her face you might actually mistake her for a woman.

I'm very surprised that I didn't vomit when I first looked at the photos and though I'd prefer never to see her nude again, I'm going to say that she is no longer the ugliest celebrity on the planet.  However, I don't think she's gonna make the celebrity skin hall of fame either.

I do still enjoy a few Amy Winehouse songs and periodic nip slips, but this topless stuff needs to end now.

So Back to the Loch with you Nessie!

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Heidi Klum Diamond Bra

It is no secret that I am no fan of Heidi Klum. She is wonderful to look at but as soon as that pie hole of hers opens up she can shrink me up like a dip in the arctic ocean.

However, I will say the old beauty adds some value to her aging carcus when she adds precious stones to her girlie parts. I'm not saying it's over for Heidi, she is a good looking bird. I just like my hot chicks to be hot and Silent!

So maybe jamming the hope diamond in her grill will keep her quiet.

Tyra Banks and Miley Cyrus

I could spend my entire career trying to find something nice to say about Tyra Banks but I'm pretty sure it would be impossible.  I start every day with an opened mind and every day Tyra seems to close it.

It is Tyra's world and we are all just living in it. Even Miley Cyrus.

Miley had a blowout Sweet Sixteen party at Disnelyand (publicity stunt) and Tyra moved in on Miley's moment like a Vulture.

The video below is astonishing. Tyra Banks makes each and every one of her poorly produced talk shows about herself but this one might take the cake.

She does an interview with Miley and turns it into a self love fest. I suppose it is appropriate to bring a gift to a birthday bash, but giving a teen super star a photo of yourself as a sweet sixteen gift is a pathetic.

I my favorite part of the show was Tyra's wardrobe for the in studio portion. She looks like Big Foot in a Pink Moo Moo.  

Tyra is definitely pushing maximum density but she really isn't as fat as she looks in this dress!

 Proposition 8 in California Hits Hard

It looks like Proposition 8 has passed and this Hetero Blogger is totally screwed.

I am completely down with the gay agenda but I was particularly looking forward to taking advantage of a nice Gay marriage for myself.

My friend Tom has awesome floor seats to the Lakers and even though he isn't gay either, I was going to use my powers of persuasion to Gay marry him and have the best seats of my life.

I don't like people messing with my plans so I give  "the collective finger" to anyone who voted in support of Prop 8 in California. The fact that you pulled a lever for that means your not a very smart person and if Darwinism was doing it's job I could be honeymooning at Center Court.

Even if it didn't work out for Tom and I, a Gay Divorce would have probably left me with at least one great seat for home games.

Way to go California!

mtvmusic.com

Today was a huge day for MTV. I remember back in the day when your cable company made you call their number and tell them you "wanted your mtv" and then they made you pay for it in stereo!

MTV was a great network which showed really bad music videos 24/7. It couldn't get any better. Then something happened. The idiots who invented MTV thought they were smart, but they were really just the same idiots in more expensive clothing with their noses loaded with Cocaine.

The brain freeze trust took the music away and killed the network.

But, now in effort for MTV to become MTV after they ruined MTV, MTV execs launched MTVmusic.com in an effort to give us MTV online. 

This is a direct attempt to rip market share away from Youtube and probably a bit too late. I spent all day testing out MTVmusic.com and it's pretty good. 

The same bad videos I used to watch are there, but there are less to choose from. I imagine more are coming.

The videos can be shared so that's cool, but It's gonna be a long haul for the fools at MTV.

If I were them, I would do the exact same thing but put it on Television!

I still Want My MTV!

Another Madonna Adoption Approved

 What kind of flesh smuggling ring is Madonna working with. How bout taking a week off you selfish bitch?

 In the last two weeks she has threatened to kick the ass of Sarah Palin in a concert, Embarrassed her soon to be ex-husband in concert by airing their dirty laundry to her gay legions.

Stories Also surfaced that she wants natuarl kids with Alex Rodriguez but its probably a good idea for this totally metally stable narcissist to adopt some other baby while she waits.

You know the jews have been trying to keep the Kabbalah secret for thousands of year because they felt it was too powerful for untrained humans to comprehend.

So Madonna sneaks into the Jews, swipes the Kabbalah and practically ruines the world on her spiritual journey.  She turned british, steals african babies, wrecks other peoples marriages, feels she needs to control the election and obviously has done something to change the human body as we know it.

Have you seen her lately. She never lets the sun touch her and you can see veins and lots of bones. It's like she decomposing before our eyes.

I spent 43 minutes looking at photos of her legs from her Sticky & Sweet tour and I through up blood.

I'm waiting for Madonna's Nose to fall and her to move in with Michael Jackson.

Maybe Charles Manson should send away for one of those babies and see how it works out for him. Maybe the kids could play together.

Other than catholic priests, isn't anyone else looking out for the well being of these kids and the collector who are ordering them?