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Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

Ok, we all knew the Saturday Night Live stunt with Sarah Palin would totally suck but seeing "trophy VP candidate" up there made me wonder about something.

Right now we have the real Sarah Palin pretending she could be a vice president, we have comedian Tina Fey pretending she is Palin who is pretending that she could be a vice president, and we have pornstar Lisa Ann pretending to be Sarah Palin who is pretending she could be the vice president.

So, which one would be the best Vice President?

Sarah Palin is the easiest person to impersonate since Billy Bob Thornton in "Slingblade" and it's obvious by the upcoming release of Nailin Paylin that nobody has any respect for this chick.

So who's it gonna be?

I say let's give the hottest one the chance to be become an unlikely President of the United States and that would be the silky Lisa Ann.

Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Do you want to know what's in Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Yea, me too.

But, is anyone out there thinking Madonna is a total spoiled bitch?

yea, me too.

It's pretty ironic that Madonna is charging top dollar at her concerts so the audience can hear all about how much she wants to kick Sarah Palins ass and how far up Obama's ass she is.

She wants us all to listen to her about but politics because she is so smart because her spiritual house is in order.

Screw that Madge,

Now your dissing your soon to be ex-husband at your concerts and airing your dirty laundry to every hard working homo that had to shell out to hear you sing.

If I were Barack Obama I would ask people to vote for me despite whatever that wacko Madonna says. 

Grow up Bitch and I have a hunch that Kaballah has nothing to do with being an idiot. Your nothing but a Catholic slut from Detroit, not some Spiritual guru as you claim to be.

Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Do you want to know what's in Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Yea, me too.

But, is anyone out there thinking Madonna is a total spoiled bitch?

yea, me too.

It's pretty ironic that Madonna is charging top dollar at her concerts so the audience can hear all about how much she wants to kick Sarah Palins ass and how far up Obama's ass she is.

She wants us all to listen to her about but politics because she is so smart because her spiritual house is in order.

Screw that Madge,

Now your dissing your soon to be ex-husband at your concerts and airing your dirty laundry to every hard working homo that had to shell out to hear you sing.

If I were Barack Obama I would ask people to vote for me despite whatever that wacko Madonna says. 

Grow up Bitch and I have a hunch that Kaballah has nothing to do with being an idiot. Your nothing but a Catholic slut from Detroit, not some Spiritual guru as you claim to be.

Heidi Klum Got Milk Ad

So extremely hot but really annoying Heidi Klum as been seen running around with some white goo on her face. Upon revue it turns out that the goo is that fake milk crap they use in the Got Milk ads.

I'm a bit upset because I was really hoping the mysterious cream would be glue to seal that yap of hers but she is simply turning into a milk whore.

Good for Heidi. Her timing is perfect. 

Whoring milk is not necessarily a bad think but isn't tainted milk being blamed for a lot of serious illnesses around the world right now?

Way to go Heidi Kraut!

Got Brains?

Britney Spears Jury no Decision

How is it possible that the Jury in the Britney Spears Driving without a license case had to leave for the weekend without a decision?

I know that out here in Hollywood we are not known for having the brightest jurrors in the world. You might remember a little case involving O.J. Simpson a few years back, but I digress.

But, this Britney nonsense takes the cake. 

Did she have a valid license or not?

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Debate is over. McCain Shows up on Letterman

It's strange that our most important and influential political figures have to go on late night television and give straight answers to professional clowns like David Letterman.

Don't get me wrong, I think Letterman is great with those Pet Tricks and  trying to catch a panty shot of Sarah Silverman when she wears a mini skirt on the show.

But it's alarming that McCain cancelling an appearence a few weeks earlier would insult Letterman so much that he would act like a jilted lover and cry about it publicly. 

McCain is a busy old guy and shouldn't need late night Laurel and Hardy acts to get elected.

Unfortunately that is what America has come too.

Jay Leno, David Letterman, and the others are there to get a laugh out of me. The only reason these candidates go on is to appeal to the least common of our denominator and that should be alarming for America.

We have to dumb our candidates in order to trick retards into voting for one of them.

I say McCain should skip the dog and pony shows and Obama should be reading "Leadership for Dummies"

Watch McCain eat a little humble pay last night but do a reasonably good job.