Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

Kim Kardashian Tossed from Dancing With the Stars

I'm not surprised Kim Kardashian was booted from her little talent show because people forget she's little more than an amatuer porn star who lugs her engorged ass all over L.A.

However, she seemed to be the most compelling contestant on Dancing With The Stars. She oozes sex and the bodies are really what that show is about.  They probably should have kept her around a little longer because she is so interesting to look at.

I would much rather watch her dance with her mouth closed than listen to her yap on Tyra or Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Oasis Album Dig Out Your Soul on MySpace

Way to go lads. Giving us a free listen of Dig Out Your Soul on MySpace is brilliant because even though I like your tunes, there is no way I ever would have cared about you enough to buy your new CD. I will say my first listen was worth every penny I didn't pay.

However, the songs have their usual catchy grooves and La La La's and I'm giving you props on your new Beatlesque project. 

Not so much for the new songs because they sound like all your others, but really because of all the juicy gossip that's gonna drip out of your lives on tour.  Noel and Liam Gallagher are great headline makers and I don't think they are maturing with age.

I can't wait for first scandelous blurb to leak out.

I hope Noel whitens his teeth before the tour.

Sara Palin Swimsuit Competition Video

Even though this site is devoted to entertainment and not politics, how could anyone not see the entertainment value is this juicy video of Sarah Palin hoping to become Miss Alaska 1984?

Then know as Sarah Heath, Palin is looking MILFY in this grainy video. I can see the TV Repairman knocking on the dressing room door and the cheesy music started to play.

Boom Chicka WoW WoW!

It's crazy to think this little hustler could be the President but why not. If the McCain/Palin ticket wins I'm turning in my Uberazzi resignation and applying for an Enternship at the White House.

God Damn if I'm not sneakin around the "Ovum" Office!

P.S.    Isn't it nice that we can make fun of our leaders without fear of Death or Imprisonment? 

Get out and Vote for this nice meaty candidate!

Craig Ferguson is not the Democrats Bitch!

Craig Ferguson gets accused by media as being the democrats bitch for backing up David Letterman criticisms of McCain bailing on his show. So really Ferguson is David Letterman's bitch and he humbly admits that.

It's not often that I come out and defend a Scotsman because of the way their low hanging fruit is always bouncing out of their mini skirts. It is just weird.

However, there are four Scottish exports who are quite brilliant and that's it. In this order they are comedian Billy Connolly, talk show host Craig Ferguson, 80's two hit wonder band "Big Country" and Shrek.

Ferguson's late night humor has no equal, and he'll make you choke on those ham sandwiches you're eating in bed after midnight.

He was embroilled in a bit of controversy in the blogosphere this weekend but he handled it with a great sense of humor.

Maybe I just like the guy because the we both google Clay Aiken first thing when we get into the office.

Watch his funny monologue.

 Heather Locklear Arrested for DUI

Getting arrested in Hollywood these days is no big deal. Everybody's doing it and it seems to be a hot trend.

Now Heather Locklear has been arrested for DUI . I could really care less about her alleged crime because I was out of town this weekend so there was no way she could have run me over.

What I would like to point out is that I think she looks great in her mugshot. Usually we count on mugshots to be really awful photos of our favorite famous lawbreakers but I'm thinking Locklear looks pretty darn good.

Take a look back at Heather Locklear as she dances for the boys in a TJ Hooker episode. I love this vid.

Perez Hilton Looking Good

I was surprised to see how good Perez Hilton looks these days.  It hard to think of the fat pig as a not so fat pig but I owe it to him to try. 

Take a look at him partying the night away at Prive Nightclub inside Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Perez looks almost human in these photos and I must say I like him better.

Usually Hilton looks like a clown on a bender in most picutures but other than his goofy hairstyle I'm giving the foul mouthed skinny jerk the thumbs up.

At least the hair is almost one normal color. I just hope his sudden attention to appearance and  his D-List status won't make him loose his edge while dishing dirt on Celebs.