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So this long awaited Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Microsoft commercial premeired during NFL football on Thursday and it just plain sucked.

This was supposed to be Microsofts answer to the Mac ads that constantly lampoon PCs and really badger them out of favor with today's younger consumers.

Well way to go Jerry Seinfeld!

You totally suck at making commercials that don't suck!  That was one of the suckiest television moments in recent history, but lucky for you and Bill Gates most of the audience would not have a clue what you two clowns were selling.

Most Americans are probably waiting for the Grand Opening of their local Shoe Circus!  What a Bomb!

Listen Jerry, your gonna have to let go of Paul Reiser's Act Sometime

 

The premiere of 90210 was a rather strange experience.  I had very high hopes but low expectations for the show and can't really decide where it all came out.

The thing is, the sucky show should have sucked but it didn't suck.  The reason may be that it really did not try to recreate the old 90210, instead their were subtle references to the old days but the new characters quickly built out there own personas and angst filled storylines.

The CW really did give the show a fresh look  and it should do very well on its own.  I could not believe how horrible Shannen Doherty looked.  She is really a pig, but the younger cast members are filled with Gossip Girlish sex appeal with a touch of humble pie.

I'm not sure if we have a smash hit on our hands, but what we don't have is the Old Beverly Hills 90210.

 

Helen Mirren is one hot 63 year old babe and she has done it all. I'm just now getting over her Red Bikini photos , and now she is spilling her guts for British GQ .

I applaud her because she is not aging with dignity. She is letting in all hang out of not only her swimsuits, but also her mouth. She goes on about her previous love of cocaine and a few experiences with date rape. She is not bitter or shy when it comes to her life and she doesn't seem to be done living it either.

Look at her in Italy, is that the bod of an old hag?

 

So David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction.  There is really nothing more I can say.  This clown has said it all for me.  He should be gettin plenty of ass on Californication. 

I love how his publicist released a statement about him voluntarily entering rehab, but he wishes for privacy for he and his family.

Listen Duchovnybag, releasing a public statement aint the way to get privacy in this town.

Since when do perverts go to rehab.  You're just looking for some hot female sex addict to hook up with.  

Remember this is Hollywood.  When is the last time you saw a star come out of rehab without a new significant other.

Rehab is just the new JDate!

Get well my horny friend.

 

 

So the olympics are over and it is time for the real summer games. The Democratic National Convention is really going to  be the comedy smash of the summer. So far,  my favorite part of the convention is all the crap they sell. Cnn.com has a great time waster showing all the Obama junk you can buy . I'm partial to the Obama Towel.

Perhaps the coolest thing to be bought at the convention is the vote of the Hollywood elite.  I hope the Democrats didn't get ripped off on the price of Anne Hathaway's vote because she can't even pick a good boyfriend. 

I'm not  really sure I want her picking my President. But since she is an actress and I saw her boobs a few times on film, I think she's qualified to do my thinking for me. So, Dont Worry Country Im voting with Anne Hathaway!  

It is no big secret that Madonna is a phoney. Remember, this is Catholic slutty chick from Detroit, who now seems to have morphed into a British Jew who is above us all.

I for one could care less that Madonna has turned 50, but her act couldn't be juicier than it is right now. Miss holier than thou threw herself a big bash to celebrate her survival and actually called out those who were not in attendance.

"There are a lot of people who are not here tonight, but thanks to everyone who did make it.

"I can't believe I have reached half a century. It only happens once and this is an event I'm glad to be sharing with you."

What the F*** Madge?

Who cares if Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney aren't there to kiss your feet. Get over it and point those skeleton hands at yourself for once. Starting a statement acknowledging those who aren't there before thanking your actual guests is a pathetic reminder of what a pig you are.

Contrats on the big day, I love you anyway bitch!