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Celebrity Baby Names - Romijn O'Connell Twins

On the heels of the tragic death of Jett Travolta, (named because his dad liked planes) and the birth of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz' spawn called Bronx Mowgli Wentz, It has happened again.

ANOTHER STUPID HOLLYWOOD BABY NAME! (I mean two names)

I can't stand these people anymore and they better pass proposition 8,9,10, and 11 to stop these morons from breeding!

Now, Rebecca Romijn and her dumb ass husband Jerry O'Connell named their twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip.  Are they f----ing kidding me?

They should have just named them "Sprinkler Boston Potato" and "I Give Up."

These ridiculous names have always irked me but I as absorbed the shock of the death of John Travolta and Kelly Preston's child, I thought to myself,  "I know 6 dogs, 1 football team, and no humans named Jet." 

And don't try to pull Jet Li out of your ass either,  because it probably doesn't mean big fast plane in Chinese!

Let's give our kids a chance at life for Christ's sake!

I mean here is something you'll probably never hear in your lifetime, "I'd like you to meet my accountant, Coco Puffs Cox Arquette."   I mean, what is out there for these kids?

Why have we decided to give the decent names like George, Brian, and Mary to our dogs, and name our kids Cheyanne, Dakota, and Spot?

I know we love our pets, but let's at least pretend we like a kids a little.

Good Luck in your lives Romijn O'Connell twins! See you down at the court house on your 18th birthdays, I'll bring the pen.

 Jett Travolta has Died

Our hearts go out to one of our favorite Hollywood personalities today.  John Travolta has lost his son Jett Travolta as a result of a seizure at their family vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island.

John Travolta has always been one of my least favorite actors but we never like to report this type of tragedy.

 There is no question he is a wonderful father and great family man.  Jett was the son of John and his wife Kelly Preston.

Let's hope The Travolta family can find some peace during this horrible time.

Hang in there 

Charles Barkley DUI and Alleged Rush for Oral Sex

I am a huge fan of Charles Barkley because he's the first to tell you, and the police, that he's an idiot. I have total respect for that.

Sir Charles was a monster basketball and never wanted to be a role model. He enjoyed tossing people around in Orlando Night Spots, spitting on New Jersey Net Fans, and Compulsive Gambling.

On TNT he's never more than 2 seconds away from saying something outragious and his promised run for Alabama Governor in 2014 is gonna be a treat for all.

Barkley never apologizes for who he is or isn't and that's what makes him so wonderful.  He's a moron and loves it, and that's enough for me to love him too.

I think this latest DUI incident says it all.  He allegedly told Arizona police that we was in a hurry to drive around the corner to receive oral sex from a female passenger who wasn't his wife.  

He went on to explain that he'd been with the woman during the previous week and it was the best he'd ever had and wanted more.  All this alleged crap is just to keep Charles from tossing me through a window myself, but when it all comes to light we'll find that soon to be "The Gov" was more upset about being cock blocked by the Police than getting picked up for DUI!

Oh Charles! 

Holly Madison Celebrity Skin

Ok, call me a pig.  It's not like I've never heard that one before but these freshly leaked photos of Holly Madison remind me how absolutely stunning she is.

When I first saw her on The Girls Next Door I was blown away by her beauty but 10 minutes into the pilot I was more shocked by how absolutely stupid three dumb bitches could actually be.

Holly does have this cute little drawl that's endearing to every heterosexual male but she's as dumb as a wall.  Hef's mistake has always been letting these chicks move into the Playboy Mansion and allowing them to talk.

Putting it on TV is fun for a while but it amazes me that these girls' tiny little brains can actually completely wipe out their beauty.

I always say that what makes super models super is that they walk around and let us look at them in their underwear with their mouths closed.

I mean, That's Super!!!!

I feel the same way about my Playboy Playmates. Just spread em and shred em.  There will always be another one coming in a month so why let them pile up on the coffee table?

Hef should really take my advice. I was not surprised by Holly's fake break up with her third of Hef but this trend of these sluts being engaged to other men before their furry little suitcases hit the curb is a little sad.

I will say that looking at Holly again without hearing her puts her back on my list of the world's hottest blondes.  She definitely looks a lot smarter without her panties on. Doesn't she?

I hope that Chris Angel guy doesnt' make this one disappear.

Amy Winehouse Topless Video

Well it seems like Amy Winehouse either doesn't care anymore or is just loving the attention, but her nude photos were such a smash she's following it up with a really strange topless dance on a balcony in St. Lucia.

She supposed to be relaxing after her stay in the tank but it certainly appears that she's on her way to encore performance of Rehab.

Poor Amy, I wonder what she did with the money her parents gave her for dance lessons when she was a kid?  She obviously didn't  put it to good use.

Enjoy the Not so Graphic Topless Video of Amy Winehouse and have a laugh!

Madonna is Most Annoying Celebrity of 2008



I know I'll get a lot of flack for this because of the very fact that Tyra Banks is alive and blabbing and there is always a chance that Shia Labeouf will be committing a misdemeanor somewhere, but please hear me out.

Remember the days when Madonna was just a slut from Detroit and we all loved her?

Her music was catchy and she had some really rebellious sex appeal. But now she's a fake Jew with a British accent who threatens politicians and buys babies like they're pet goldfish.

I've had it with this hag and her demands that Washington be held accountable for the world as she goes on and has affairs with the New York Yankees while she denies divorce rumors, cuts deals for visitation with the kids while she's negotiating to buy another one , and charges an ass load of cash to listen to her preach instead of sing !

I think the thing that really makes Madonna the most annoying celebrity of 2008 is not the fact that she wants to bring A-Rod to the upcoming baby snatch in Malawi, but that she has single handedly destroyed Kabbalah.

Whatever the hell Kabbalah is was meant for Jewish scholars and Jews who have devoted their lives to deciphering the meaning and practice of Judaism. Some ancient dudes decided to hide the Kabbalah texts because the information it included was too powerful for most humans to deal with. Now Madonna finds it and gets to screw up the world?

Whoever those ancient guys were who decided that Kabalah should be protected and hidden from bitches in future were exactly right!  

Madonna needs to realize that she is just a successful party clown who is paid to shut up and sing!  If Madge pipes down and keeps the kids happy until their parents come she might only be the second most annoying celebrity in 2009.

Enjoy Video of Madonna Kissing a Girl and Falling on Stage during Sticky and Sweet on December 14th in Rio