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Lindsay Lohan cut from Ugly Betty

It's true Lindsay Lohan's guest role on Ugly Betty is over. My sources say that Lindsay and Ugly Actress America Ferrera were way to catty for this thing to last. Maybe they were fighting who was really the ugliest girl on Prime Time Television.

I'm not sure we will get to the truth of the split because it's going to be spun as a "she said, she said" type of thing, but insiders are even saying that tape that was arleady shot is being taken out of the can and cut to remove Lindsay.

To tell you the truth I never knew she was even on the show. I'm too superficial to watch anything with the word Ugly in the title.

If I were on the show, I'd probably cop major attitude as well if I had to look at America Ferrera all day long.

So that's it for Lindsay and her little part time job. Maybe she can learn to turn on and off record players like her boyfriend Sam Ronson. That dude makes over $300,000 a month to do that!

See you at your gay wedding Lindsay!

Sarah Palin and Tina Fey

 The answer is a yes! YES and Yes!

Before Fey pulled off the Palin impression, she was known as an over achieving writer comedian. She wasn't the funniest or the most talented person the world has ever seen, but Fey is an extremely hard worker and very ambitious.

Oh yeah, and she wasn't the ugliest chick in the world either.  However, there weren't too many folks clamoring for a Playboy shoot either.

Enter, super hot political ding bat Sarah Palin. The entire world seems to have a boner for Palin and I think I'm one of them. Never in history has a VP candidate this attractive. When you factor in her white trash mentality her Schwing Meter stands straight up.

Nobody will benefit from this more than Tina Fey. Yes, she has to pin back her bizarre ears to play Palin. And yes, she has to tighten up her droopy parts before each sketch, but Tina Fey is getting better looking by the second.

I wouldn't look for her to start slutting around anytime soon because she is actually a self respecting woman, but if she ever wants bend over the table and invite Larry Flynt over for a romp she will be well received.

Because of John McCain's little plan to get a little on the side, Tina Fey has gone from Paula Poundstone to Halle Berry.

 Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

It's about time that network television caught up with the rest of the world and acknowledged its impending doom. As networks cry out for compelling shows to save itself, it may be Sarah Palin who will go down in history as the TV Messiah.

NBC finally has mastered online tracking technology and realized through last weeks SNL that more people saw Palin online than actually watched Saturday Night Live at its regular broadcast time.

Hello in there!!!!!!!!! Is this thing on?

Unless you've been living, let's say in some penthouse in Burbank, then you would now that more people are turning to their computers for entertainment than the old boob tube.

Not to say that networks have not caught onto the value of streaming their content online, but NBC aggressively marketed the Palin appearence online instead of trying to keep it a secret and forcing the audience to tune in at 11:30pm to get in on the joke.

The fact that NBC has seen it's programming go viral might actually coerce networks to use good programming to rebrand themselves. Advertising works and letting content flow freely might bring actually bring people back to their sets while watching other content on ad rich websites according to their own schedules.

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are an item

OK, everyone knows that where there is smoke there's fire, but I still can't believe Alex Rodriguez is banging Madonna.

The Yankee slugger must have a good set of eyes if he's hitting rocks hurled at him at 97 mph but somebody had better buy this cat some laser eye surgery.

Why would a guy with all the money in the world want a dried up old raisin like Madonna. 

I can understand if your a homeless guy Madonna looks pretty appealing, but A-Rod can eat Super Models for Lunch!

Every gossip rag in the world is talking about how Madge and A-Rod  and how they are in love and want to have natural kids together.  What is she thinking? Didn't she buy a kid from Africa?

It makes no sense for Alex Rodriguez tossed out a perfectly good hottie for Madonna.  What kind of prison sentence is this guy signing up for? 

So now This bitch is fighting Sarah Palin, divorcing Guy Ritchie, Banging A-Rod and doing it all in the name of Kabbalah!

Her next album oughta be called "Homewrecker"

Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

Now this is the type of thing I live for. There is nothing better than seeing a flop on live TV especially when the flopper is an idiot like Katy Perry.

Her stupid song "I kissed a girl" really gets on my nerves because it's clearly just a pop attempt at shocking people into buying bad music.

Trying to capitalize on the whole lipstick lezbo thing is really annoying because anywhere I go in LA girls just start licking each other whenever this damn song comes on.

Pery tries to come off as some cool chick who has it all goin on as she leads this girl kissing movement so it's really funny to watch her come unglued until she finally give up.

Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

Ok, we all knew the Saturday Night Live stunt with Sarah Palin would totally suck but seeing "trophy VP candidate" up there made me wonder about something.

Right now we have the real Sarah Palin pretending she could be a vice president, we have comedian Tina Fey pretending she is Palin who is pretending that she could be a vice president, and we have pornstar Lisa Ann pretending to be Sarah Palin who is pretending she could be the vice president.

So, which one would be the best Vice President?

Sarah Palin is the easiest person to impersonate since Billy Bob Thornton in "Slingblade" and it's obvious by the upcoming release of Nailin Paylin that nobody has any respect for this chick.

So who's it gonna be?

I say let's give the hottest one the chance to be become an unlikely President of the United States and that would be the silky Lisa Ann.