Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

Is Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson breaking up with her 33% of Hugh Hefner? I know it sounds crazy for a 23 year old blonde bombshell to want to leave her 82 year old boyfriend, but when it's Hef the decision my be harder than we think.

Kendra Wilkinson moved into the Playboy Mansion when she was only 18 and now that she has been there for five years, she has hinted about her departure.

"I've been thinking a lot about marriage and kids - I don't care about going crazy and partying anymore. I'm focused on the real life things, my future. That's who I am now." - Bang Showbiz.com

I think she should stay awhile. She has a nice little career going as part of Girls Next Door. I doubt there is a huge demand for her services in any real career, and I don't see her doing anything else other than letting her boobs hang out in some magazine.

People are really into the strange foursome going on in The Playboy Mansion so she shouldn't wreck the show by leaving. Nobody really believes she has to put out or anything.

As a matter of fact, proof of any real sex going on with Hugh Hefner and his three blondes would make the front page of any rag on the planet. If you read between the lines at Fox News , the whole set up seems quite harmless.

However, If she did leave her portion of her boyfriend behind, I bet he wouldn't even notice for a month or two.

He's a pretty old dude and that's a really big house!

This is my all time favorite Kendra Wilkinson video because it really shows what a major talent she is.

I am constantly bombarded with photos and news about some little glitz bitch named Peaches Geldof and I want it to stop. I get that Bob Geldof is a pretty serious dude, but just because he named his kid after a fuzzy little fruit doesn't give her the right to clutter up my desk.

I cannot figure out why people prod me for info about this spoiled little brat.

From what I can tell so far, Peaches has no talent, is not hot, and like her mom is not good at taking drugs .

However, she does appear to be good at getting booed off stage. So at least she has something to work with. 

Watch her little waste of time at "The Hospital" in March.  I do recall that the room practically cleared out when her singing started and whoever was left cheered that it was over. 

Now Please Go Away so I can get some work done Kid!

I'm thrilled with the pics of Carmen Electra performing with Les Femmes Tuesday at The Key Club Plush Lounge here in Los Angeles. You may remember that she started a burlesque dance troop called The Bombshells ,and she hosted the one year anniversary of Club Opera in Montreal last year, reminding us all of her love for the art form.

That's right art. Carmen and I share a love for hot chick art. No finger painting or sistene chapels for us.

So like any great artist, she strutted her stuff and that's what so great about Carmen. She's a hot chick and acts like one. She accepted her limitation and exploited it.

I never have to worry about her going all Madonna and demanding a meeting with the Israeli Prime Minister. I don't have to fear that when I visit Broadway, I will have to endure her performance in Fiddler on the Roof, nor will I have to mock her in a heart felt documentary about the plight of the Sudan.

She is as pure as the driven snow when it comes to the hot chick profession. I was a little disappointed to hear she wrote a book until I heard it was called "How to be Sexy". Frankly I was shocked to find out she could write stuff down.

So here's to you Carmen Electra!

Thanks for hitting the gym, wearing little outfits, and keeping your mouth reasonably shut.

I love it when those talking heads on The View turn on that stupid Elisabeth Hasselbeck.  Whoopi and the gang are jealous of her good looks and love to pound her when she opens her pie hole.

Now, Elisabeth has got to be one of the dumbest people on the planet but she looks so cute when she gets backed into a corner it just endears her to me. Plus, I like when my hot chicks are dumber than I am.  It makes me think I can trick them into stuff easier. So I always take her ridiculous stance no matter what.

She stirred it up again when she told the world to boycott Oliver Stone's new movie W.  She saw the official trailer for W and based on it said it was a bad film. 

I absolutely hate The View, and especially Oprah and Bette Midler but those two are absolutely correct in this situation. In fact is Whoopi is usually right about everything, but I just hate her.

I do follow her advice though.  She says don't judge it til you see it. So, I watch her first and then I hate her. 

Unfortunately, in my world the hot chick is always the winner.

Watch the uncomfortable little clip.

The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has just hit the net and it is being very well received by a bunch of weirdos.

To me it looks very dark and I'm over this craze.  Maybe it has something to do with Daniel Radcliffe running around doing naked plays and letting his freak flag fly in an effort to let us all know that he really isn't Harry. 

I will say that I am a big fan of the Emma Watson 18th birthday voogie flash for the Paparazzi.  She's all grown up, very well groomed, and no longer believable as the brainy Hogwart student.

Other than that, the movie seems as creepy as the book which will be great for Potter fans.

Enjoy! 

Last night moron actor Shia Labeouf climbed to the top of Mt Stupid and jumped off. This time LaDildo crashed his car while drunk and at least suffered some injuries. Maybe he will learn something this time.

Shia has got to be one of the dumbest actors in Hollywood but he keeps getting great parts. Somehow his publicity machine has overcome all really stupid things he does, and he is still know as a relatively good guy.

Thank god he is still on his quest to ruin his career. Hopefully he will succeed and get off our movie screens.

Watch him on a typical drunken night in the Hollywood scene. It's the Pussycat Dolls and Rob Kardashian that protect him from the Paparazzi.

What a Jerk!