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Sarah Silverman and Barack Obama

Sarah Silverman is making huge news with her The Great Schlep bit, but is it the right thing to do? She is a big Barack Obama supporter and has her huge nose burried way up his ass.

However, Silverman is a comic who made her name on being a filthy slutty whore and I'm not sure that's such a great association for Obama right now. 

After all, besides breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel, she is best known for singing about "f@%*ng Matt Damon"

Wait til you see her racist foul mouthed "get out and vote" video below. Even though I find her extremely talented and super hot, is this a good move or will Obama have to distance himself from Silverman like he did another "real" foul mouthed racist preacher?

 Enjoy!

Jon Bon Jovi Complains about Palin

Quit being such a Pussy Bon Jovi.  You're a paid show monkey and if you are lucky enough to have a few hits, they might get used for evil.  

I applaud all your charity work and the fact that "who says you can't go home" has become an anthem for many good causes. 

I feel your pain a bit because you blew $30,000 supporting Obama and you love bending over counter for him, but be a man and quit whining.

Just let people know that the song is really called "I say you can't go home to The White House." Let John McCain and his little tramp march into their rallies to some music.  Maybe some Republicans will buy your album or something.

Go ahead if you want to a human ash try for the Democrats, but don't yell at the hot chick for liking your stupid song.  At least she's not pole dancing to it.

Now, if they use it in "Nailin Paylin" then you've got a legitimate beef.

So Nice Hair Jonny, and I'll be front row next time you rock NYC!

Playboy's Holly Madison Upskirt Photo

I was just beginning to get really sick of Holly Madison with this whole Hef Break up and her stupid drawl on Girls Next Store.  I always say mixing hot chicks with talking makes them less hot.

I was right again with Holly. At first I found her endearing because she was so cute, but now she's like a half hour infomercial for retards.

But, I gotta hand it to the beautiful idiot because as she swayed off course she found her way back to her true talent.  T and A!

I definitely support Bowling for Boobies and Holly reminded me why I like hot chicks in the first place.

Vanessa Hudgens and Bobby Bones Photos

The entire world is looking for these photos of Vanessa Hudgens slutting around with DJ Bobby Bones as High School Musical 3 opens up for all our kids and tweens.

At least Vanessa Hudgens is in a Bikini for these scandal shots .

Why to go Vanessa Stupid!

Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

 So there is a lot of controversy brewing over showing a nude Britney Spears in the opening scene of her new video Womanizer.  I say hooray for her because she has got nothing else to offer.

Now, I love Britney Spears and God knows she's great for business. But she needed all the help she could get from modern movie magic to pull off those sexy scenes. She's simply is not that good looking without help.

As far as the song goes it truly sounds like any other song on the radio with one exception. Her voice sounds like is was dubbed over by a transexual computer. I've never heard anything like it!

We are all happy that Britney is alive and well. And I hope she stays that way. She's going to need to be good and ready for next bout with insanity. That stuff takes a lot of energy.

If you ask me to rate Womanizer, I'm gonna have to give this one "the finger"

Thanks to Britney Spears for being naked on film this week after touring schools lask week!

Madonna Threatens Palin

Madonna has a boner for Sarah Palin like she's a jilted lesbian lover.  There is nothing I hate more than a certified moron like Madge telling people who to vote for.

The video below shows the Old and Out of Touch Madonna inciting a crowd of Sticky and Sweet concert goers with a chant about Palin.  At one point Madonna threatens to kick Palin's Ass .

Madonna needs to decide if she's American or British, Catholic or Jewish, Fifty plus or Tween, or whatever other psychosis she's dealing with before she forces her fans to bend over for the wrong candidate.

I'm not for Palin, but I'm not about to buzz kill people that pay a shit load of coin to watch me sing about some stupid slut from Alaska.

I pay you to sing Madge and that's it!