Shame on Rebecca Romijn and her stupid Hubby Jerry O'Connell

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Celebrity Baby Names - Romijn O'Connell Twins

On the heels of the tragic death of Jett Travolta, (named because his dad liked planes) and the birth of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz' spawn called Bronx Mowgli Wentz, It has happened again.

ANOTHER STUPID HOLLYWOOD BABY NAME! (I mean two names)

I can't stand these people anymore and t [...]

John Travolta's Son dies on Family Vacation

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Jett Travolta has Died

Our hearts go out to one of our favorite Hollywood personalities today. John Travolta has lost his son Jett Travolta as a result of a seizure at their family vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island.

John Travolta has always been one of my least favorite actors but we never like to report this type of tragedy.

Charles Barkley DUI keeps him from Getting Oral Sex

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Charles Barkley DUI and Alleged Rush for Oral Sex

I am a huge fan of Charles Barkley because he's the first to tell you, and the police, that he's an idiot. I have total respect for that.

Sir Charles was a monster basketball and never wanted to be a role model. He enjoyed tossing people around in Orlando Night Spots, spitting on New Jersey Net Fans, and Compulsive Gambli [...]

Holly Madison Looks Smarter Without Panties

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Holly Madison Celebrity Skin

Ok, call me a pig. It's not like I've never heard that one before but these freshly leaked photos of Holly Madison remind me how absolutely stunning she is.

When I first saw her on The Girls Next Door I was blown away by her beauty but 10 minutes into the pilot I was more shocked by how absolutely stupid three dumb bitches could [...]

Amy Winehouse Nude Photos are Now Joined by Topless Video

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Amy Winehouse Topless Video

Well it seems like Amy Winehouse either doesn't care anymore or is just loving the attention, but her nude photos were such a smash she's following it up with a really strange topless dance on a balcony in St. Lucia.

She supposed to be relaxing after her stay in the tank but it certainly appears that she's on her way to encore performa [...]

Madonna is the most Annoying Celebrity of 2008

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Madonna is Most Annoying Celebrity of 2008

I know I'll get a lot of flack for this because of the very fact that Tyra Banks is alive and blabbing and there is always a chance that Shia Labeouf will be committing a misdemeanor somewhere, but please hear me out.

Remember the days when Madonna was just a slut from Detroit and we all loved her?

Her music was catc [...]

Amy Winehouse Nude Photos and I am not Puking

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Amy Winehouse Naked

Amy Winehouse may have slipped by the guards at her rehab facility this weekend, but she didn't slip past us in St Lucia.

As a result, everyone is talking about the Naked Pictures of Amy Winehouse and I'm not publishing anything too revealing but I'll tell you what. Crackhouse has put on some weight in rehab and if you don't look at he [...]

Heidi Klum Dazzles with Diamond Genitals

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Heidi Klum Diamond Bra

It is no secret that I am no fan of Heidi Klum. She is wonderful to look at but as soon as that pie hole of hers opens up she can shrink me up like a dip in the arctic ocean.

However, I will say the old beauty adds some value to her aging carcus when she adds precious stones to her girlie parts. I'm not saying it's over for Heidi [...]

Tyra Banks loves Tyra Banks

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Tyra Banks and Miley Cyrus

I could spend my entire career trying to find something nice to say about Tyra Banks but I'm pretty sure it would be impossible. I start every day with an opened mind and every day Tyra seems to close it.

It is Tyra's world and we are all just living in it. Even Miley Cyrus.

Miley had a blowout Sweet Sixteen party at D [...]

Blogger Screwed by Gay Marriage Ban

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Proposition 8 in California Hits Hard

It looks like Proposition 8 has passed and this Hetero Blogger is totally screwed.

I am completely down with the gay agenda but I was particularly looking forward to taking advantage of a nice Gay marriage for myself.

My friend Tom has awesome floor seats to the Lakers and even though he isn't gay either, I was going to [...]

MTV Launches MTVMusic.com to try and, well become MTV

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mtvmusic.com

Today was a huge day for MTV. I remember back in the day when your cable company made you call their number and tell them you "wanted your mtv" and then they made you pay for it in stereo!

MTV was a great network which showed really bad music videos 24/7. It couldn't get any better. Then something happened. The idiots who invented MTV thought they were smart, but th [...]

who the hell is dumb enough to let Madonna Adopt a Baby Right now

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Another Madonna Adoption Approved

What kind of flesh smuggling ring is Madonna working with. How bout taking a week off you selfish bitch?

In the last two weeks she has threatened to kick the ass of Sarah Palin in a concert, Embarrassed her soon to be ex-husband in concert by airing their dirty laundry to her gay legions.

Stories Also surfaced t [...]

Hollywood Comes Out Hard for Gay Agenda

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Hollywood Supports Gay Marriage

Ellen and Portia one day after wedding

This week there was allot of buzz about the Stars and their support for the Gay Agenda.

Remember, people out here in Hollywood are really stupid, so when they take up a cause it can sometimes cause more harm than good.

I always thought the Gay Agenda was allowing them to drive at night without a Par [...]

Lindsay Lohan Fired from Ugly Betty

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Lindsay Lohan cut from Ugly Betty

It's true Lindsay Lohan's guest role on Ugly Betty is over. My sources say that Lindsay and Ugly Actress America Ferrera were way to catty for this thing to last. Maybe they were fighting who was really the ugliest girl on Prime Time Television.

I'm not sure we will get to the truth of the split because it's go [...]

Will Sarah Palin turn Tina Fey into a Sex Symbol

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Sarah Palin and Tina Fey

The answer is a yes! YES and Yes!

Before Fey pulled off the Palin impression, she was known as an over achieving writer comedian. She wasn't the funniest or the most talented person the world has ever seen, but Fey is an extremely hard worker and very ambitious.

Oh yeah, and she wasn't the ugliest chick in the w [...]

What Television Learned from Sarah Palin on SNL

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Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

It's about time that network television caught up with the rest of the world and acknowledged its impending doom. As networks cry out for compelling shows to save itself, it may be Sarah Palin who will go down in history as the TV Messiah.

NBC finally has mastered online tracking technology and realized through last weeks SNL tha [...]

Madonna is Banging A-Rod

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Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are an item

OK, everyone knows that where there is smoke there's fire, but I still can't believe Alex Rodriguez is banging Madonna.

The Yankee slugger must have a good set of eyes if he's hitting rocks hurled at him at 97 mph but somebody had better buy this cat some laser eye surgery.

Why would a guy with all the money in th [...]

Watch Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

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Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

Now this is the type of thing I live for. There is nothing better than seeing a flop on live TV especially when the flopper is an idiot like Katy Perry.

Her stupid song "I kissed a girl" really gets on my nerves because it's clearly just a pop attempt at shocking people into buying bad music.

Trying to capit [...]

After Watching SNL, which Sarah Palin Should Be Vice President?

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Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

Ok, we all knew the Saturday Night Live stunt with Sarah Palin would totally suck but seeing "trophy VP candidate" up there made me wonder about something.

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Right now we have the real Sarah Palin pretending she could be a vice president, we have comedian Tina F [...]

Do you want to know whats in Madonnas Divorce Settlement

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Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Do you want to know what's in Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Yea, me too.

But, is anyone out there thinking Madonna is a total spoiled bitch?

yea, me too.

It's pretty ironic that Madonna is charging top dollar at her concerts so the audience can hear all about how much she wants to [...]

Blog Entries

Shame on Rebecca Romijn and her stupid Hubby Jerry O'Connell

John Travolta's Son dies on Family Vacation

Charles Barkley DUI keeps him from Getting Oral Sex

Holly Madison Looks Smarter Without Panties

Amy Winehouse Nude Photos are Now Joined by Topless Video

Madonna is the most Annoying Celebrity of 2008

Amy Winehouse Nude Photos and I am not Puking

Heidi Klum Dazzles with Diamond Genitals

Tyra Banks loves Tyra Banks

Blogger Screwed by Gay Marriage Ban

MTV Launches MTVMusic.com to try and, well become MTV

who the hell is dumb enough to let Madonna Adopt a Baby Right now

Hollywood Comes Out Hard for Gay Agenda

Lindsay Lohan Fired from Ugly Betty

Will Sarah Palin turn Tina Fey into a Sex Symbol

What Television Learned from Sarah Palin on SNL

Madonna is Banging A-Rod

Watch Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

After Watching SNL, which Sarah Palin Should Be Vice President?

Do you want to know whats in Madonnas Divorce Settlement