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Man Oh Man do I hate that needle nosed idiot Larry King! Once again he had the opportunity to bring the world a very interesting story and blew it. He is now officially the worst broadcaster on television.

There were a lot of people very curious to find out about the life and death of Bernie Mac. Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, D.L. Hughley, Ashton Kutcher and the cast of The Bernie Mack show were all on Larry King to bid a fond farewell to a dear friend and great Comic but Larry King destroyed the vibe.

Anytime anyone had something to say, Larry would cut them off and proceed with the next stupid question. I thought Cedric the Entertainer was going to reach across the set and choke the life out King, but senile old kook kept bumping his gums to no end.

It was more torture than watching him practically chase Ingrid Betancourt back into the hands of her Colombian captures during her first exclusive interview.

I don't know what Larry has on the brass at CNN but it is time to kill him off. Get Anderson Cooper or even Helen Keller in there. I feel so bad for anyone who wanted to really get themselves involved in the story of Bernie Mac.

He was obviously a wonderful person with many adoring fans, friends, and family members. It's too bad his legend was defamed by Larry King who should be calling out Bingo letters in some state run mental home.

King makes me sick. Every time I watch him, I think of Frankenstein's first few lines after he is given life in the 1931 Classic flick. Actually Boris Karloff has a much more palatable tone and delivery than Larry King on his best day!

Bernie Mac deserves a far better public send off than he got on the Larry King show. Let's hope that someone else picks where King dropped the ball.

I love messing with Boris Becker, I mean Anthony Michael Hall, I mean Kevin McKidd, Or whoever that Hitler's wet dream of a tennis player guy is.

I've noticed over the years that not only is Becker good at hitting stuff over nets really fast, but he usually looks quite dapper out on the town. It has never escaped my deductive reasoning skills that he likes to date,marry,divorce and date again many black chicks.

I certainly have nothing against his taste in women and I love watching him flirt with the worlds most hottest babe, Alicia Keys, in the video below. He is definitely into her.

But, I don't understand where he got the big whale suit and the white hot fiancee, Sandy Meyer-Wolden, above. Did she come with all you can eat buffet Boris?

By the way, when I post a Boris Video, I like to do it German. It always makes my neck hairs stand on end

So now that the opening ceremonies from Beijing have passed, it is time to focus on the Olympic Competition. I love the pageantry of sport, but the glory of the champion seems to fade fast these days.

Years ago, we honored our Olympic Champions with parades, Wheaties Boxes, and Ribbon Cuttings at new car dealerships, but all things must change.

Today we wait....We wait to see which Olympians step forward to take their place on the pages of Playboy and there is a hell of a crop to choose from this time.

During the parade of countries on Friday night I noticed some very hot babes from some places I have never even heard of.

I hope Hugh Hefner is watching. I doubt his eyes are still good enough to benefit from high definition television but I hope he's got someone whispering names in his ear.

Who will be the next Amanda Beard?

I'm partial to Hope Solo, Misty May-Treanor, or Logan Tom, but there are several very beautiful Olympians out there. The offers will be out there, but I'm guessing these hussies will have their agents calling over to the Mansion to jockey for position.

Here is a perfect example of what I mean. Watch the supremely hot Yelena Isinbaeva smash the world pole vault record.  It doesn't matter what language this video is in, I just see hot chick and pole! 

Good Luck Girls, Trade thos Golds for Centerfolds!

I gotta hand it to celebutard Paris Hilton. She actually did something funny.

Well, the idea was funny, but the little spoof she did on John McCain's political ad goes about a minute too long. Her dialogue is really bad for a comedy piece but I give her credit for trying.

Paris doesn't look half bad in her rich girl swimsuit. I barely noticed her giant size 11 feet.

Hint: Put the video on Mute after about 10 seconds and you will enjoy it more.

When I saw this exclusive WENN photo of Eva Mendes last month I was almost positive that she had nipples. Now, thanks to the American television censors, I know I was right.

Eva does have nipples. In fact, she has two of them and both were deemed inappropriate for television.

But, I have the controversial footage which seems quite harmless to me. It is just a steamy Calvin Klein spot for Obsession perfume.

It seems like Calvin Klein has done it again and his racey advertisement will now make bigger news than ever before.

However, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the United States government for once again protecting me from harm. Remember, if it wasn't for them, right now we would be living under the tyrannical rule of Janet Jackson's Boob following the attempted coupe at the Super Bowl

Way to Go Uncle Sam!

Enjoy the sexy video

Believe it or not, someone walked up to me in Ralph's and made that very statement. I had seen the photos of Rihanna's Nipple Rings poking through her see through top the other day, but I didn't think I would have to answer for it.

However, I will say that I'm not impressed. Lately Rihanna has been given the titles of best legs,best tummy, and best looking celebrity. But, upon closer examination she has some really bad tattoos and I'm not a fan of the nipple rings.

Two weeks ago, I thought of her as a real glamor girl. She was almost in the aesthetic league of Alicia Keys, but when forced by the public to really  scrutinize the beauty, I find her a little trashy.

Take a look at the "Nipple" photos and let me know what you think.

I a little feel a little bit of Disturbia today Rihanna