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Heidi Klum Dazzles with Diamond Genitals

michael

Heidi Klum Diamond Bra

It is no secret that I am no fan of Heidi Klum. She is wonderful to look at but as soon as that pie hole of hers opens up she can shrink me up like a dip in the arctic ocean.

However, I will say the old beauty adds some value to her aging carcus when she adds precious stones to her girlie parts. I'm not saying it's over for Heidi [...]

Tyra Banks loves Tyra Banks

michael

Tyra Banks and Miley Cyrus

I could spend my entire career trying to find something nice to say about Tyra Banks but I'm pretty sure it would be impossible. I start every day with an opened mind and every day Tyra seems to close it.

It is Tyra's world and we are all just living in it. Even Miley Cyrus.

Miley had a blowout Sweet Sixteen party at D [...]

Blogger Screwed by Gay Marriage Ban

michael

Proposition 8 in California Hits Hard

It looks like Proposition 8 has passed and this Hetero Blogger is totally screwed.

I am completely down with the gay agenda but I was particularly looking forward to taking advantage of a nice Gay marriage for myself.

My friend Tom has awesome floor seats to the Lakers and even though he isn't gay either, I was going to [...]

MTV Launches MTVMusic.com to try and, well become MTV

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mtvmusic.com

Today was a huge day for MTV. I remember back in the day when your cable company made you call their number and tell them you "wanted your mtv" and then they made you pay for it in stereo!

MTV was a great network which showed really bad music videos 24/7. It couldn't get any better. Then something happened. The idiots who invented MTV thought they were smart, but th [...]

who the hell is dumb enough to let Madonna Adopt a Baby Right now

michael

Another Madonna Adoption Approved

What kind of flesh smuggling ring is Madonna working with. How bout taking a week off you selfish bitch?

In the last two weeks she has threatened to kick the ass of Sarah Palin in a concert, Embarrassed her soon to be ex-husband in concert by airing their dirty laundry to her gay legions.

Stories Also surfaced t [...]

Hollywood Comes Out Hard for Gay Agenda

michael

Hollywood Supports Gay Marriage

Ellen and Portia one day after wedding

This week there was allot of buzz about the Stars and their support for the Gay Agenda.

Remember, people out here in Hollywood are really stupid, so when they take up a cause it can sometimes cause more harm than good.

I always thought the Gay Agenda was allowing them to drive at night without a Par [...]

Lindsay Lohan Fired from Ugly Betty

michael

Lindsay Lohan cut from Ugly Betty

It's true Lindsay Lohan's guest role on Ugly Betty is over. My sources say that Lindsay and Ugly Actress America Ferrera were way to catty for this thing to last. Maybe they were fighting who was really the ugliest girl on Prime Time Television.

I'm not sure we will get to the truth of the split because it's go [...]

Will Sarah Palin turn Tina Fey into a Sex Symbol

michael

Sarah Palin and Tina Fey

The answer is a yes! YES and Yes!

Before Fey pulled off the Palin impression, she was known as an over achieving writer comedian. She wasn't the funniest or the most talented person the world has ever seen, but Fey is an extremely hard worker and very ambitious.

Oh yeah, and she wasn't the ugliest chick in the w [...]

What Television Learned from Sarah Palin on SNL

michael

Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

It's about time that network television caught up with the rest of the world and acknowledged its impending doom. As networks cry out for compelling shows to save itself, it may be Sarah Palin who will go down in history as the TV Messiah.

NBC finally has mastered online tracking technology and realized through last weeks SNL tha [...]

Madonna is Banging A-Rod

michael

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are an item

OK, everyone knows that where there is smoke there's fire, but I still can't believe Alex Rodriguez is banging Madonna.

The Yankee slugger must have a good set of eyes if he's hitting rocks hurled at him at 97 mph but somebody had better buy this cat some laser eye surgery.

Why would a guy with all the money in th [...]

Watch Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

michael

Katy Perry Fall at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

Now this is the type of thing I live for. There is nothing better than seeing a flop on live TV especially when the flopper is an idiot like Katy Perry.

Her stupid song "I kissed a girl" really gets on my nerves because it's clearly just a pop attempt at shocking people into buying bad music.

Trying to capit [...]

After Watching SNL, which Sarah Palin Should Be Vice President?

michael

Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

Ok, we all knew the Saturday Night Live stunt with Sarah Palin would totally suck but seeing "trophy VP candidate" up there made me wonder about something.

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Right now we have the real Sarah Palin pretending she could be a vice president, we have comedian Tina F [...]

Do you want to know whats in Madonnas Divorce Settlement

michael

Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Do you want to know what's in Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Yea, me too.

But, is anyone out there thinking Madonna is a total spoiled bitch?

yea, me too.

It's pretty ironic that Madonna is charging top dollar at her concerts so the audience can hear all about how much she wants to [...]

Do you want to know whats in Madonnas Divorce Settlement

michael

Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Do you want to know what's in Madonna's Divorce Settlement

Yea, me too.

But, is anyone out there thinking Madonna is a total spoiled bitch?

yea, me too.

It's pretty ironic that Madonna is charging top dollar at her concerts so the audience can hear all about how much she wants to [...]

What is that white goo all over Heidi Klum's Face

michael

Heidi Klum Got Milk Ad

So extremely hot but really annoying Heidi Klum as been seen running around with some white goo on her face. Upon revue it turns out that the goo is that fake milk crap they use in the Got Milk ads.

I'm a bit upset because I was really hoping the mysterious cream would be glue to seal that yap of hers but she is simply turning into a milk whore.

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Is Britney Spears's Jury Dumber than Britney?

michael

Britney Spears Jury no Decision

How is it possible that the Jury in the Britney Spears Driving without a license case had to leave for the weekend without a decision?

I know that out here in Hollywood we are not known for having the brightest jurrors in the world. You might remember a little case involving O.J. Simpson a few years back, but I digress.

But, this B [...]

Watch John McCain actually show up on David Letterman (video)

michael

Debate is over. McCain Shows up on Letterman

It's strange that our most important and influential political figures have to go on late night television and give straight answers to professional clowns like David Letterman.

Don't get me wrong, I think Letterman is great with those Pet Tricks and trying to catch a panty shot of Sarah Silv [...]

Tea Leoni dumps sex addict hubby

michael

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny Separated

It didn't take a psychic to predict that Tea Leoni would leave her perverted husband after being dragged through the public mud.

It turns out that their relationship has been over for months and we just didn't hear about it.

I happen to love Tea and I am really proud of her for staying so quiet during all [...]

Sarah Silverman turns out to be an Obama ball licker

michael

Sarah Silverman and Barack Obama

Sarah Silverman is making huge news with her The Great Schlep bit, but is it the right thing to do? She is a big Barack Obama supporter and has her huge nose burried way up his ass.

However, Silverman is a comic who made her name on being a filthy slutty whore and I'm not sure that's such [...]

Jon Bon Jovi is Pissed at Sarah Palin

michael

Jon Bon Jovi Complains about Palin

Quit being such a Pussy Bon Jovi. You're a paid show monkey and if you are lucky enough to have a few hits, they might get used for evil.

I applaud all your charity work and the fact that "who says you can't go home" has become an anthem for many good causes.

I feel your pain a b [...]