Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

I'm not sure why everybody is talking about what Bernie Mac said at the Barack Obama fundraiser on Friday night.

If this was a family event then Bernie Mac should not have been there. I know he is a hometown legend but he works dirty and that's who he is.

Even though his remarks were off color, he was funny and that's his job. Barack should have known what was coming, and he probably did.

Look America, it is every politician's job to trick you into voting for them. It really doesn't matter if they are right for the job or not. Obama blew it and Bernie made himself one of the biggest stories in the world.

It's hard to be a comic, and Bernie Mac really helped his career on Friday Night with his act.

I feel for Obama, but he blew it. America is not ready for the truth told by Bernie Mac.

So when you are President, make sure America doesn't get the truth from you either. We can't handle it.

Yep, now that Angelina Jolie's twins have arrived, the world is buzzing about the first photos of the babies.  That's Brad Pitt above behind specially installed blue film designed to protect against telephoto Paparazzi shots in the maternity ward.

It turns out that Brad and Angelina did a pretty wise thing and have already sold the rights to an unnamed party and the money raised from the photos will go to charity.

Some experts are saying that pics could fetch as much as $20million.

Now, at first I thought this was typical Hollywood greed, but the fact they are doing this for charity and spending a ton of money protecting themselves against the paparazzi to preserve the value of the shots and to really try and gain some peace. They have probably saved a lot of head aches by pre selling these photos because the army of hundreds of Paparazzi would have been thousands with this type of money on the line.

It may back fire but I give these two some credit. I think they are trying, and nobody can accuse them of straying from their charitble efforts.

Look at how bad Matthew McConaugay for selling his baby photos to OK Magazine for $3million. He'll most likely pocket the cash and not even buy a shirt.

I believe these Brangelina baby photos will keep paying off in the future because just imagine the reality show these two are unknowingly producing right now.

They seem to be good parents, but this zoo is gonna blow apart in a few years and the world will be waiting.

Congrats to Brangelina!

It is just silly to expect that Amy Winehouse is going to shape up any time soon, so I am going from very high hopes to extremely low expectations.

I have accepted the fact that the talented Miss Crackhouse is among the living dead and the signs are all there.

Forget the fact that she looks like a zombie, but if she isn't snorting cocaine with peppercorns, then she is literally decomposing before our very eyes.

I mean what is that nasty white blob in her nose? It could be some kind of barnacle that has attached itself to her blow hole but whatever it is it's disgusting.

Instead of trying to explain why she is leaving her debut as a DJ at the Monarch Pub with a cardboard head covering and a Lamp, I'm just going to post the giant photos and let you piece it all together.

Enjoy the living autopsy photos, I have to go puke!!!

Ok Jennifer Hudson, you can fool some of the people some of the time but nobody will ever fall for this.

I've been looking forward to hearing your new CD when it drops on September 30th but now I can't stop LOOKING at it.

Are you serious withthis picture of you? If that is really you on your self titled album above, then who the hell is that below coming out of London's Nobu last night?

Oh yes, I caught you coming out of the chow line at Nobu waving around your arm fat.

I love you girl, but it looks like you have a real giraffe draped over you.

I know you are a super talent, and and I loved your little interview before BET 2008, but you should drop this cover, before you drop the CD

Here's to you Oprah!

Robert Downey Jr is set to play the title role in Sherlock Holmes, which will be directed by Mr. Madonna himself, Guy Ritchie.

Warner Brothers says that filming will start in October and Downey Jr. is the first to sign on.

I think Holmes  is a great role for Robert Downey Jr. He really is an incredible actor. 

I'm not sure  how he will come off in Tropic Thunder  or The Soloist, But Sherlock Holmes is such a great character I'm sure Downey Jr will turn in a great performance.

Can You smell an Oscar 4 months before the first take? 

That's right.  CBS war correspondent Lara Logan was busy screwing a married contractor while reporting on the war in Iraq.

I find it hard to believe that Baghdad is a romantic enough place to get my motor all fired up, but I guess it turns on Logan and now she is knocked up. 

It must be something about the bombs going off and bodies being blown to bits that gets her in the mood.  I don't usually like when reporters are making news, I like when they report on it better.

I can't imagine that her new beau Joseph Burkett is too happy about making front page news. He's got some explaining to do to his 3 year old daughter.

Logan's response to the Washington Post was  "I'm just going to rise above it and move on".

I suggest that she makes sure her skirt doesn't rise above it while she's in Iraq and the rest will take care of it self.

Way to go CBS reporter who wasn't hired for her looks!