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Christina Applegates 26 year old boyfriend, Lee Grivas, was found dead in his apartment on July 2nd. There were no signs of trauma or foul play on the seen. The picture above them taken in Paris is quite creepy. Grivas is leading Applegate out of a cafe and she kind of looks like Death.

The National Enquirer was the first to break the story.


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Let's face it. I'm not exactly known for being the worlds most humble guy and sometimes I can loose sight of my own reality.

So I'm walking through Union Square and I am greeted by a huge banner of David Beckham's Nuts all wrapped up in some new fancy underwear.

I figure, it's San Fransisco and this should totally be expected! If this is how they roll around here, I'm gonna swing my thing around in some Emporio Aramani Beckham Briefs too.

I run into Macy's and grab a pair so I can look just like David Beckham. I mean he is a super stud. Right?

We can skip the high drama and you can pretty much figure out that my hair figs looked a little bit different than Beckham's in this particular garment.

At least now I understand why this guy's voice is so damn High1

Needless to say, I am about 25,000 sit ups and a shit load of jogging away from really being able to pull off wearing these Beckham panties, but now I have no questions about where I fit in on the next list of the Hottest bodies in Hollywood.

Next time I want to Bend it Like Beckham, I'm just gonna buy a Jersey!


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Jay Z is quickly adding to his status as a living legend and he clearly does not shy away from anyone or anything. He is practically single handedly redefining the landscape of the NBA with his ownership interest in the New Jersey Nets, and his power friendship with Lebron James.

Musically, he is simply conquering the world, and has the biggest set of stones I have ever seen. Over the last few weeks we have heard the grumblings of notorious Oasis big mouth Noel Gallagher, and his feelings about Glastonbury 2008. He decided that Jay Z and hip hop would not be tolerated at Glastonbury, and he didn't want to see him there.

So in one of the sickest moves in musical history Jay Z took the stage with a guitar in hand and sang an audience infused version of Gallagher's smash hit Wonderwall. The crowd loved it and Jay Z murdered them at Glastonbury.(details at uberazzi )

I doubt there has ever been a bigger F You like that in musical history. I loved it!

Jay Z is epic! take a look

 


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Listen folks, I happen to believe that Nelson Mandela is one of the greatest men to ever live.  The sacrifices this man has made, and the torture he has endured make him a living martyr in my book.

I am probably the first person on earth to say this, but I think Nelson Mandela could be a dick.

Amy Winehouse should not have performed at his gala birthday party event.  During that past few weeks, she has been in and out of hospitals, courtrooms, and controversy.

The fact a video was released of Winehouse singing a racist little ditty should have been enough for her to offend her way right off the stage, but I know the show must go on.

I like Amy and the fact that she is alive is amazing to me.  So, I was excited to see if they could prop her up long enough to get through a couple of tunes, and you will see below that she did a pretty good job but looked high as hell.

The problem I have with Mandela is over super bitch Naomi Campbell.  Even though she is a total pig, she has very close ties to Mandela, and has been very active in his charity efforts.  I applaud her for that, and frankly I am stunned to hear that she does anything for anyone else.

But, regardless of their personal relationship, Nelson Mandela was very public about distancing himself from Campbell because of her recent troubles and withdrew her invitation to actively participate in his birthday event.

That's fine with me, but if you kick out the pig and allow Amy Winehouse to perform I think that just makes you a dick.

I will never play Sun City, but you're wrong on this one Nelson! 


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I can't stand the summer blockbuster season because all the movies end up sucking.  I never know what to see and I hate everyone in Hollywood except Patrick Dempsey and Gina Gershon.(please don't ask)

With that in mind, I rely on my good friend Colin Boyd from Get the Big Picture for all my movie advice.  The best part is we both know I'm going to hate the movie and Colin is get a bashing in my column.  He's a good sport about it though.

I don't think it's actually the movies I have a problem with really. It's more about hating the annoying  people who suck up the air around me in the theater.

I always get stuck next to the guy with oxygen tank, or the woman who breast feeds right in the theater.  Not to mention the wrapper crinklers, and the foot tappers.

The whole experience always sucks and I end up hating the film.

But, Colin tells me that I will laugh at Tropic Thunder so I will go try an catch an 11:00am show on a Monday morning in some rural town.

 Here's a look at the flick!


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I love it when big stars decide to mix it up and not wait for their bodyguards and security teams to jump in.

That's what country music's own Tim McGraw did on Tuesday night at the White River Amphitheatre in Auburn, Washington. I was really happy to find out that he started to yank a guy from the crowd who attacked a woman.

I love his wife, Faith Hill, and his dad Tug McGraw was one tough baseball player, but now I found a reason to like Tim and that country crap that comes out of his mouth.  I guess his band new Tim could handle himself, because they just kept on playing and waited until he was ready to get jump back on the mic.

Take a look at video of that's sweeping the net!



 
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