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Just in case you haven't heard. Britney has a huge Cock crying all over the net. Chris Crocker has singlehandedly taken much of the media focus off of Britney's debacle. This Cucumber Sitter's hilarious rant has made him the most famous cry baby in the world. When your YouTube's most watched video of the day, and the first story on Yahoo, you know you your the shit. I bet Vanessa Hudgens is thrilled about this guy's success and Lindsey Cokehan is probably tryin to hire this fruit as her publicist right now. Enjoy Your Moment in the sun Britney Crock, You're Awesome! How bout another tune?

What has happened to "World Famous for Fucking" Jenna Jameson. I know she retired from porn and had her plastic bags removed, but why did they take her face out? It must have been her plastic surgeon's first day on the job because she looks awful. I think the surgery has aged her 20 years! At least she hasn't cut her ass off yet. That still looks great. She looks just like the other chick in the photo below on the Heatherette Runway. But the other chick is Amanda Lepore, and she's a shim. WoW! Jenna, you should have stayed on the mattress.

I guess we know who is gonna be the next overnight sensation on YouTube, it's Chris Crocker. Look at this fuckin freak defending Britney's Honor. I could watch all day long, but I have some other celebrities to peg over here at Uberazzi.com

Now this is much better. I like my starlets bright eyed and bushy tailed when they're are out and about. Take for example, Christina Ricci from the upcoming film "Speed Racer". Here she is today in L.A. smiling up a storm. Don't you think she looks a little more lovable than she did last week. Click on the Uberazzi Time Machine if you need a quick reminder.

Looks like Sean Puff Daddy Diddy P really wore himself out in Vegas over the weekend. It's tough to tell if he's sleepwalking or he's just trying to keep a low profile by blending in. But clearly he doesn't want to be seen entering a hotel in mid-town Manhattan on Monday. Well, Tuff Diddy Poofie. Whenever you don't want to be seen, our fabulous fotogs will be there anyway. Here's looking at you Kid Did!

I think Amy Doghouse should have worked a little harder in Rehab! Now she and husband, Blake Fielder-Civil(whatever that means) are trying to reproduce.

Amy, 23, and 25-year-old Blake threw all their efforts into making babies on a recent holiday in the Caribbean. They spent their time sunbathing and dashing back to their hotel room for sex. News of The World

First of all, how could this dude rush anywhere to have sex with her. She looks like a rubber chicken with some kind of giant nest on her head. His little swimmers are so wasted I doubt they could find their way upstream anyhow. I'm not too worried about this one though. I find it hard to believe that these to Rhodes Scholars could actually pull off the miracle of birth!