Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

Did anyone happen to notice Ex-Con Paris Hilton posing at the VMA's last night? Probably not. But all eyes were on her during the opening monologue. Would you look at that pompous puss. She has no idea what's about to come at her. I just want punch her in her grill and puke. I actually find myself falling more in love with Paris every day. She is so stupid and talentless that I can't turn away. Whether she's sucking a dick on film or purposely accidentally flashing her nipple, I can't seem to get enough of the Junior Hotel Whoress. I actually felt a bit of pity for her while Sarah Silverman was blasting away at her during the VMA's and she had to take it all on camera. It was a bit pathetic. Not because Paris was taking up a seat for a much more deserving talent, but because I really don't think she even understood the bombs that Sarah was dropping on her. Poor Poodle Head.

The whole world was watching the VMA's last night just to see if Britney could pull it off. Well. if she was going for the No Talent $3 whore look, then she pulled it off! Britney was so bad I could barely watch. She came out in a crappy outfit that she was way too fat for. She also looked like she was on some weird acid trip as she bounced from one back-up dancer to another. Toss in some bad Lip-synching and a bad weave, and you have one hell of a spectacle. I don't think Britney was ready for this big comeback performance. In fact Chris Angel really would have helped us all if he could have made her disappear. That would have saved us from seeing the Queen of Poop flash her yam again as she left the Luxor on her way to slut around vegas. Does the photo below remind of anything?

UberTalented Beyonce Knowles fresh off her stage flop and boobie flash, has done it again. This time her tongue screwed her up during an interview with Latina Magazine.

I'm just jealous that I wasn't born Latina. I wish I had been because the culture is so beautiful. I'm very grateful Latinos are embracing me. Latina.com

What are you tryin to say B? Don't let your momma hear you talk like that. Be proud Girl!

Britney has been digging deep with Magic Man, Chris Angel, trying to find a trick to revive her career. It's gonna take a lot of smoke and mirrors to right this ship before the Video Music Awards on September 9th. Here is SuperMom Britney and her cousin Ali Sims at Starbucks a mere three days before the big night. Is she doing what I think she's doing? Look Brit, even I know to ask for the Men's room when I gotta go, and I don't have 3 million photogs capturing my every move. And for Crying out Loud, will cover up your horrible ass for once. Good Luck with comeback performance freak. I wonder what we'll have to say about you on Monday.

In the wake of the death of Officially talented Luciano Pavarotti there is something I gotta know. Has the entire world gone mad? Hasn't the quality of music dropped a little lately? Now Rihanna, I admit that you're super hot, but singing a song about your Umbrella? Come on Girl, give me a little effort. The worst part is that people like this crap? This song is everywhere. I can't wait til Kid Rock puts out a song about his Shoe and we buy it! I give up. You win. Here's our idea of a superstar.

Uber Nudie Vanessa Hudgens is really hangin in there. She's getting a lot of supportive comments on her Myspace page, and other sites devoted to the little minx. Here's what she had to say to her fans today.

Hey Myspacers, I know that there have been photos circling the internet today. I had NO intention for anyone to see those! However, I'm not going to be stupid and immature and try to deny anything. The photos were taken when I was sixteen. Sometimes when people are young, they make stupid decisions. I thought it was safe on my cellphone, but somehow someone got a hold of my phone and leaked the images on the internet for money. Now that I am 18, I realize that I have to be careful, and my lawyer is helping me to rid of the overly exaggerated incident. This has been a big learning experience for me and I know that nothing like this will ever happen again. Please ignore all rumors stating that I have been fired from Disney Channel and that my character in High School Musical 3 will be replaced. I am currently in the midst of filming the new Disney Channel movie. None of those rumors are true. For those of you who know about my relationship with Zac Efron, we are still together. None of those pictures were taken by him, or by anyone for that matter. He is a good man, so please don't put him to blame. I have to ask that you please keep the news a secret, but I just wanted to appologize to anyone who had come across the images. To all of the parents' out there, I am unbelievably sorry if I affended you or your children. I know that I am someone that younger kids look up to now. I hope that you understand that being under the public eye as an actress, it's hard to keep your private life private. If you see anyone with the images, please inform them with this message. Other than that, I would like to keep the whole insident under-wraps to help protect my career as an actress and vocalist. Thank you for reading my bulletin. Love always, Vanessa Hudgens

You know what? I hate just about everyone in Hollywood these days, but not her. She's gonna recover very quickly and become a huge star. I don't know if I believe what she says above but if that's how her people want to spin it, then it's fine with me. Hopefully the other Celebutards out there won't follow her lead. Hollyweird needs its trainwrecks. Clothes Off Hats Off to you Vanessa!!!!!!