Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are an item
OK, everyone knows that where there is smoke there's fire, but I still can't believe Alex Rodriguez is banging Madonna.
The Yankee slugger must have a good set of eyes if he's hitting rocks hurled at him at 97 mph but somebody had better buy this cat some laser eye surgery.
Why would a guy with all the money in the world want a dried up old raisin like Madonna.
I can understand if your a homeless guy Madonna looks pretty appealing, but A-Rod can eat Super Models for Lunch!
Every gossip rag in the world is talking about how Madge and A-Rod and how they are in love and want to have natural kids together. What is she thinking? Didn't she buy a kid from Africa?
It makes no sense for Alex Rodriguez tossed out a perfectly good hottie for Madonna. What kind of prison sentence is this guy signing up for?
So now This bitch is fighting Sarah Palin, divorcing Guy Ritchie, Banging A-Rod and doing it all in the name of Kabbalah!
Her next album oughta be called "Homewrecker"
