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Sarah Silverman and Barack Obama

Sarah Silverman is making huge news with her The Great Schlep bit, but is it the right thing to do? She is a big Barack Obama supporter and has her huge nose burried way up his ass.

However, Silverman is a comic who made her name on being a filthy slutty whore and I'm not sure that's such a great association for Obama right now. 

After all, besides breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel, she is best known for singing about "f@%*ng Matt Damon"

Wait til you see her racist foul mouthed "get out and vote" video below. Even though I find her extremely talented and super hot, is this a good move or will Obama have to distance himself from Silverman like he did another "real" foul mouthed racist preacher?

 Enjoy!

Matt Damon is stupid enough to do some good these days. I am very happy he has gone to Haiti to point out that they need some help because of the recent hurricanes.  Now, he needs to stay there and quit talking about that Sarah Palin idiot . I hate when stars tell people who to vote for.

Unfortunately for every American, we have no choice but to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. You can thank the idiot Democratic Leadership for nominating Obama.  I love Barack Obama but he cannot be our President. Here is the problem. Because of his past associations and even his relationship with that stupid Rev. Jeremiah Wright liked to roll with, Obama could not even qualify for a low level job with the FBI, CIA, or ATF. The moron couldn’t even get a job with the Secret Service to be his own bodyguard.  He used a lot of bad judgment in the past, so, how the hell can anyone think it’s a good idea to have this guy as our President. The best bad candidate out there was Hilary Clinton and now we are stuck with McCain.

At least we know that when they pull off McCain’s pants in some torture chamber in Iran, he won’t give up our launch codes. Who knows who’s gonna pulling Obama’s  strings. As I am only an expert in Britney’s crotch, I am going to have to trust those who have created the strict hiring standards of our nations most security sensitive positions.

I would rather put up with four more years of crap than four years of chaos. Let’s all pray that some Palin porn comes out before the election so McCain can find a better Gilligan.

So listen Matt Damon, thanks for going to Haiti. But, by now, you are probably in the way down there. So come home and shut your pie hole before your pea brain starts costing good movie roles.

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So the olympics are over and it is time for the real summer games. The Democratic National Convention is really going to  be the comedy smash of the summer. So far,  my favorite part of the convention is all the crap they sell. Cnn.com has a great time waster showing all the Obama junk you can buy . I'm partial to the Obama Towel.

Perhaps the coolest thing to be bought at the convention is the vote of the Hollywood elite.  I hope the Democrats didn't get ripped off on the price of Anne Hathaway's vote because she can't even pick a good boyfriend. 

I'm not  really sure I want her picking my President. But since she is an actress and I saw her boobs a few times on film, I think she's qualified to do my thinking for me. So, Dont Worry Country Im voting with Anne Hathaway!  

I'm not sure why everybody is talking about what Bernie Mac said at the Barack Obama fundraiser on Friday night.

If this was a family event then Bernie Mac should not have been there. I know he is a hometown legend but he works dirty and that's who he is.

Even though his remarks were off color, he was funny and that's his job. Barack should have known what was coming, and he probably did.

Look America, it is every politician's job to trick you into voting for them. It really doesn't matter if they are right for the job or not. Obama blew it and Bernie made himself one of the biggest stories in the world.

It's hard to be a comic, and Bernie Mac really helped his career on Friday Night with his act.

I feel for Obama, but he blew it. America is not ready for the truth told by Bernie Mac.

So when you are President, make sure America doesn't get the truth from you either. We can't handle it.

With all the Political sparring going back and forth between that Hillary Clinton dude and Barack Obama, you almost forget that there is still another party involved in the election.

Last night John McCain went on David Letterman and did a pretty good job drawing some attention to himself. He wasn't that funny, but his appearance did make me remember that the dude can't lift his arms over his head because of all the torture he withstood in Nam.

I don't really care who wins the election right now, but McCain definately has my vote for any badass contest he enters!!