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Britney Spears Jury no Decision
How is it possible that the Jury in the Britney Spears Driving without a license case had to leave for the weekend without a decision?
I know that out here in Hollywood we are not known for having the brightest jurrors in the world. You might remember a little case involving O.J. Simpson a few years back, but I digress.
But, this Britney nonsense takes the cake.
Did she have a valid license or not?
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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video
So there is a lot of controversy brewing over showing a nude Britney Spears in the opening scene of her new video Womanizer. I say hooray for her because she has got nothing else to offer.
Now, I love Britney Spears and God knows she's great for business. But she needed all the help she could get from modern movie magic to pull off those sexy scenes. She's simply is not that good looking without help.
As far as the song goes it truly sounds like any other song on the radio with one exception. Her voice sounds like is was dubbed over by a transexual computer. I've never heard anything like it!
We are all happy that Britney is alive and well. And I hope she stays that way. She's going to need to be good and ready for next bout with insanity. That stuff takes a lot of energy.
If you ask me to rate Womanizer, I'm gonna have to give this one "the finger"
Thanks to Britney Spears for being naked on film this week after touring schools lask week!
Britney Spears is back in the news for breaking a record which I assumed she never lost. The 2009 Guinness Book Of World Records claims she is The Most Searched Person on The Internet.
This no shock to me. What is kind of shocking is how Guinness arrives at such a fact. Last Year's Most Searched Person was Paris Hilton. Even though she may have not been a serious news maker, people still search for her adult videos and the countless topless photos of Paris.
So Guinness does a little research and is able to arrive at some of the interesting ways people attempt to find Britney Spears on the internet. It turns out that phrases containing the words Britney and Spears are added together and the sum total of all the search requests make her "The Most Searched Person on The Internet"
I was a little freaked out to see that approximately 6,600 people per month are searching Google for information about Britneys Feet, and nearly 2,000 are looking for ways to smell them!
That's some pretty crazy stuff. I get emails all the time asking me to write about Britney Spears and her feet. I always thought they were just pranks, but today is the day I give them what they want.
Britney Spears Smelly Feet!!!!
Here is a strange tribute to Britney's Feet
This year the Video Music Awards were three hours of complete suck. The show was an infomercial for Get Rhapsody and the inevitable Britney Spears comeback.
However, host Russell Brand was one line short of brilliant. If he could have laid off the Obama endorsement he would have had me at hello. That guy is a super talent, which made up for the complete lack entertainment value provided by the Rhinestone studded line up of musical guests.
I have to be fair and acknowledge LL Cool J, Rihanna's huge thighs, and Pink's Nipple tape as possible exceptions. I was also a bit put off by Lil Wayne holding onto his crank during his "I need a belt" performance.
The show was too far gone for Brand to save it. Even the coolness of Kid Rock, the presence of Kobie Bryant and Michael Phelps, or professed virginity of The Jonas Brothers were not enough to make it worthy of being jammed between the Get Rhapsody commercials.
There were a few fireworks in the after show interviews like when the not so fat Perez Hilton vowed to duke it out on his website with "sex addict" Brand in defense of The Jonas Brothers and their promise rings.
I can't wait til Next Year! VMA Photo Galleries
Watch Russell Brand on Leno leading up to the big day.
The first time Britney Spears guest starred on How I Met Your Mother, it was kinda fun. Everybody wanted to see how she would screw it up and it actually came out very well for her.
But sequels are really never a good idea. Last night's episode did a lot to remind us that Britney really has no business on television. However, I'm not going to believe that Britney Spears is smart enough to ruin a show on her own. There was bad writing on this show and the hard luck writers really showed that their pens were a little rusty.
I think Britney Spears career is back on track but she oughta stick with the singing lessons and give up the comedy
I gotta hand it to Britney, she might accidentally be smart.
While the Paparazzi have been following her around during her recent tribulations, Britney has been following herself and filming the whole thing.
Now she wants to release the footage as a reality film of what it has really been like to be her lately.(news.com.au )
This is gonna be great. I was so psyched for the new Indiana Jones movie, but screw that. This has blockbuster written all over it.
Gonna see a lot of this type of stuff.
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