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Charles Barkley DUI and Alleged Rush for Oral Sex

I am a huge fan of Charles Barkley because he's the first to tell you, and the police, that he's an idiot. I have total respect for that.

Sir Charles was a monster basketball and never wanted to be a role model. He enjoyed tossing people around in Orlando Night Spots, spitting on New Jersey Net Fans, and Compulsive Gambling.

On TNT he's never more than 2 seconds away from saying something outragious and his promised run for Alabama Governor in 2014 is gonna be a treat for all.

Barkley never apologizes for who he is or isn't and that's what makes him so wonderful.  He's a moron and loves it, and that's enough for me to love him too.

I think this latest DUI incident says it all.  He allegedly told Arizona police that we was in a hurry to drive around the corner to receive oral sex from a female passenger who wasn't his wife.  

He went on to explain that he'd been with the woman during the previous week and it was the best he'd ever had and wanted more.  All this alleged crap is just to keep Charles from tossing me through a window myself, but when it all comes to light we'll find that soon to be "The Gov" was more upset about being cock blocked by the Police than getting picked up for DUI!

Oh Charles! 

Last night moron actor Shia Labeouf climbed to the top of Mt Stupid and jumped off. This time LaDildo crashed his car while drunk and at least suffered some injuries. Maybe he will learn something this time.

Shia has got to be one of the dumbest actors in Hollywood but he keeps getting great parts. Somehow his publicity machine has overcome all really stupid things he does, and he is still know as a relatively good guy.

Thank god he is still on his quest to ruin his career. Hopefully he will succeed and get off our movie screens.

Watch him on a typical drunken night in the Hollywood scene. It's the Pussycat Dolls and Rob Kardashian that protect him from the Paparazzi.

What a Jerk!

We sure as hell do!  But we really shouldn't appease the former bikini rack because all this stuff we are hearing about now, happened two years ago.

Her estranged husband has offered to settle out of court and she already has tons of money from her career as a model and all four of her combined marriages.  Yes I said 4!

She is definitely no angel and she just wants to get back at her husband.  I guess that's what everyone does.

The important thing here is that at 54, Christie Brinkley looks really hot! I think Hugh Hefner ought to get her on the phone and we call it a day over at the courthouse.

Can't wait for the centerfold! 

Yes, that is correct. R Kelly is not guilty of having sex with that kid on the infamous R Kelly sex tape.

So I guess he is free to slam anyone he wants to. His big defense is that he has a mole on his back and the man in the video does not.

I suppose that makes some sense, but what does not make sense is that nobody compared the body of the man on the tape to R Kelly before this stupid trial.

If the verdict is based on such obvious evidence, why was this trial so long and why was there a trial in first place.

I hope the prosecutors learned something from this. I have a feeling there will be more trials involving R Kelly and tapes of young women. This guy doesn't seem to be wired to code.

See at the next one R Kelly!

I can't believe Tatum O'Neal is in trouble again. She bought some crack last night and tried to tell the arresting officer she was only doing research for a role.(timesonline)

Speaking of that. Tatum O'neal was the ultimate child star and definately the most decorated with her Oscar, and the popularity of her movies.

Crack is Wack!!! Hot Stuff

You know I don't usually consider Theater crazy enough to mention in my blog of trash and thrash, but I love this woman.

If you hadn't seen Tricia Walsh-Smith's rant on youtube about getting dumped by her rich husband, it was truely a soliloquy for that ages. (take a look)

Well she is at it again and free stylin like a pro. However, this time I'm with her. As a matter of fact I think I'm in love with her.  Kind of a Mary Poppins thing.

You go girl!