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Madonna is Most Annoying Celebrity of 2008



I know I'll get a lot of flack for this because of the very fact that Tyra Banks is alive and blabbing and there is always a chance that Shia Labeouf will be committing a misdemeanor somewhere, but please hear me out.

Remember the days when Madonna was just a slut from Detroit and we all loved her?

Her music was catchy and she had some really rebellious sex appeal. But now she's a fake Jew with a British accent who threatens politicians and buys babies like they're pet goldfish.

I've had it with this hag and her demands that Washington be held accountable for the world as she goes on and has affairs with the New York Yankees while she denies divorce rumors, cuts deals for visitation with the kids while she's negotiating to buy another one , and charges an ass load of cash to listen to her preach instead of sing !

I think the thing that really makes Madonna the most annoying celebrity of 2008 is not the fact that she wants to bring A-Rod to the upcoming baby snatch in Malawi, but that she has single handedly destroyed Kabbalah.

Whatever the hell Kabbalah is was meant for Jewish scholars and Jews who have devoted their lives to deciphering the meaning and practice of Judaism. Some ancient dudes decided to hide the Kabbalah texts because the information it included was too powerful for most humans to deal with. Now Madonna finds it and gets to screw up the world?

Whoever those ancient guys were who decided that Kabalah should be protected and hidden from bitches in future were exactly right!  

Madonna needs to realize that she is just a successful party clown who is paid to shut up and sing!  If Madge pipes down and keeps the kids happy until their parents come she might only be the second most annoying celebrity in 2009.

Enjoy Video of Madonna Kissing a Girl and Falling on Stage during Sticky and Sweet on December 14th in Rio

I gotta hand to this chick hanging out on the beach in Saint Tropez because it can't be easy to let your stuff hang out next to Bar Rafaeli.

You know, most people, even the hottest of the hot look pretty bad on the beach. We are always getting photos of actresses and models on the beach sporting some major flaws. But the ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio and current Arena Mag's Best Body of 2008 is practically perfect.

The girl with her is not bad looking but she shouldn't stand so close to Rafaeli because her flab is gonna be in every tabloid.

I commend this girl on her high self esteem but not on her booty.

I am constantly bombarded with photos and news about some little glitz bitch named Peaches Geldof and I want it to stop. I get that Bob Geldof is a pretty serious dude, but just because he named his kid after a fuzzy little fruit doesn't give her the right to clutter up my desk.

I cannot figure out why people prod me for info about this spoiled little brat.

From what I can tell so far, Peaches has no talent, is not hot, and like her mom is not good at taking drugs .

However, she does appear to be good at getting booed off stage. So at least she has something to work with. 

Watch her little waste of time at "The Hospital" in March.  I do recall that the room practically cleared out when her singing started and whoever was left cheered that it was over. 

Now Please Go Away so I can get some work done Kid!

I'm thrilled with the pics of Carmen Electra performing with Les Femmes Tuesday at The Key Club Plush Lounge here in Los Angeles. You may remember that she started a burlesque dance troop called The Bombshells ,and she hosted the one year anniversary of Club Opera in Montreal last year, reminding us all of her love for the art form.

That's right art. Carmen and I share a love for hot chick art. No finger painting or sistene chapels for us.

So like any great artist, she strutted her stuff and that's what so great about Carmen. She's a hot chick and acts like one. She accepted her limitation and exploited it.

I never have to worry about her going all Madonna and demanding a meeting with the Israeli Prime Minister. I don't have to fear that when I visit Broadway, I will have to endure her performance in Fiddler on the Roof, nor will I have to mock her in a heart felt documentary about the plight of the Sudan.

She is as pure as the driven snow when it comes to the hot chick profession. I was a little disappointed to hear she wrote a book until I heard it was called "How to be Sexy". Frankly I was shocked to find out she could write stuff down.

So here's to you Carmen Electra!

Thanks for hitting the gym, wearing little outfits, and keeping your mouth reasonably shut.

Yep, now that Angelina Jolie's twins have arrived, the world is buzzing about the first photos of the babies.  That's Brad Pitt above behind specially installed blue film designed to protect against telephoto Paparazzi shots in the maternity ward.

It turns out that Brad and Angelina did a pretty wise thing and have already sold the rights to an unnamed party and the money raised from the photos will go to charity.

Some experts are saying that pics could fetch as much as $20million.

Now, at first I thought this was typical Hollywood greed, but the fact they are doing this for charity and spending a ton of money protecting themselves against the paparazzi to preserve the value of the shots and to really try and gain some peace. They have probably saved a lot of head aches by pre selling these photos because the army of hundreds of Paparazzi would have been thousands with this type of money on the line.

It may back fire but I give these two some credit. I think they are trying, and nobody can accuse them of straying from their charitble efforts.

Look at how bad Matthew McConaugay for selling his baby photos to OK Magazine for $3million. He'll most likely pocket the cash and not even buy a shirt.

I believe these Brangelina baby photos will keep paying off in the future because just imagine the reality show these two are unknowingly producing right now.

They seem to be good parents, but this zoo is gonna blow apart in a few years and the world will be waiting.

Congrats to Brangelina!

The entire world is interested in Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Samantha Ronson.  I was reading China View , and this story was headlining their entertainment section.

They are reporting that Mr/Miss Ronson shelled out $22,000 for a commitment ring for Lohan.   That's lesbo for engagement ring.

I have no problem with these two rubbing clams but I when I look at Ronson I see someone who is more man than I am.  Look how cool he is in the above picture.  No wonder Lohan likes him.

The thing that really blows me away is that Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 22nd birthday last week.  With the wear and tear already on this skank, you would think she's in her late thirties.

I guess these little  lovebirds have the attention of the world right now and I'm no different.  How else can I explain watching Samantha Ronson sit like a man at a car wash for three minutes?