Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

Every day I get hundreds of photos flying across my desk and I pay little attention to most of them, but whenever I see Lisa Rinna I just have to stop and look.

I never get tired of looking at those hideous lips.  I just want stick her to a sliding glass door.

But today, the puffy lipped princess gives us so much more to talk about.  I'm glad things are going so well that she can just pop into The Beverly Hills Watch Company and buy a couple of Rolexes for her and her hubby Harry Hamlin. 

It's kind of tough to focus on the watches when Lisa is stuffed into one of the world's ugliest dresses.  I do give her props for shopping braless.  Seeing her gumdrops makes the dress look a little bit better, doesn't it?

Christina Applegates 26 year old boyfriend, Lee Grivas, was found dead in his apartment on July 2nd. There were no signs of trauma or foul play on the seen. The picture above them taken in Paris is quite creepy. Grivas is leading Applegate out of a cafe and she kind of looks like Death.

The National Enquirer was the first to break the story.

Jay Z is quickly adding to his status as a living legend and he clearly does not shy away from anyone or anything. He is practically single handedly redefining the landscape of the NBA with his ownership interest in the New Jersey Nets, and his power friendship with Lebron James.

Musically, he is simply conquering the world, and has the biggest set of stones I have ever seen. Over the last few weeks we have heard the grumblings of notorious Oasis big mouth Noel Gallagher, and his feelings about Glastonbury 2008. He decided that Jay Z and hip hop would not be tolerated at Glastonbury, and he didn't want to see him there.

So in one of the sickest moves in musical history Jay Z took the stage with a guitar in hand and sang an audience infused version of Gallagher's smash hit Wonderwall. The crowd loved it and Jay Z murdered them at Glastonbury.(details at uberazzi )

I doubt there has ever been a bigger F You like that in musical history. I loved it!

Jay Z is epic! take a look

I love Amy Crackhouse beacause there is always something going on with this little super star. She can't stay out of trouble for a minute and it seems like every moment of her past is on film waiting to spoil her career on que.

This latest, so called Racist video, is perfect. She just signed to sing for Nelson Mandela of all people and this juicy little vid pops up. I remember when the Mandela concert was announced and I thought she was the last performer that should ever be honoring a man of his magnitude. But I am not in charge of common sense.

When you see the video, it really isn't that bad. She is high as a kite and forced to sing a racist little song by her jail house hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

Sure it is a horrible song, but If you want to call her racist based on this little scene, you're an idiot. Everyone is bashed upon equally, and it is just sticks and stones to me.

This girl makes all her drug money by singing black music and her band is made up of some slick brothers so let's just drop it.

The best part about the video are the subtitles. Nobody can ever understand what this cockney little bird says anyway, so the text is a blast.

I don't want to throw the little hater under the bus completely so I am also posting her equally confusing apology.

Can't wait for the next adventure Amy Winehouse!

Now don't get me wrong, I love gay people and I get what it's all about.  I am all for same sex marriage in California as long as it doesn't back up traffic when I'm trying to get to the beach.

Now the brilliant George Takei has been a super fag for a long time and advocate for about every worthy cause on the planet for years and deserves to celebrate his love, especially in the very state that imprisoned him as a child for being Japanese. I can't imagine he would have ever believed the amount of freedom that his internment would afford him decades later.

However, this real american hero will always be Mr Sulu and that is going to creat massive problems for him.  Poor George is now going to have to go to Star Trek conventions and explain to the freaks not only what same sex is, but sex in general.

This news is going stop the sci fi world in its tracks. People in Masks and Capes are just gonna be wandering around aimlessly in hotel lobbies wondering if Superman will come and save them.

 Swing Your Thing George! You Rock