Let's face it. I'm not exactly known for being the worlds most humble guy and sometimes I can loose sight of my own reality.
So I'm walking through Union Square and I am greeted by a huge banner of David Beckham's Nuts all wrapped up in some new fancy underwear.
I figure, it's San Fransisco and this should totally be expected! If this is how they roll around here, I'm gonna swing my thing around in some Emporio Aramani Beckham Briefs too.
I run into Macy's and grab a pair so I can look just like David Beckham. I mean he is a super stud. Right?
We can skip the high drama and you can pretty much figure out that my hair figs looked a little bit different than Beckham's in this particular garment.
At least now I understand why this guy's voice is so damn High1
Needless to say, I am about 25,000 sit ups and a shit load of jogging away from really being able to pull off wearing these Beckham panties, but now I have no questions about where I fit in on the next list of the Hottest bodies in Hollywood.
Next time I want to Bend it Like Beckham, I'm just gonna buy a Jersey!
