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Lindsay Lohan cut from Ugly Betty

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It's true Lindsay Lohan's guest role on Ugly Betty is over. My sources say that Lindsay and Ugly Actress America Ferrera were way to catty for this thing to last. Maybe they were fighting who was really the ugliest girl on Prime Time Television.

I'm not sure we will get to the truth of the split because it's going to be spun as a "she said, she said" type of thing, but insiders are even saying that tape that was arleady shot is being taken out of the can and cut to remove Lindsay.

To tell you the truth I never knew she was even on the show. I'm too superficial to watch anything with the word Ugly in the title.

If I were on the show, I'd probably cop major attitude as well if I had to look at America Ferrera all day long.

So that's it for Lindsay and her little part time job. Maybe she can learn to turn on and off record players like her boyfriend Sam Ronson. That dude makes over $300,000 a month to do that!

See you at your gay wedding Lindsay!


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So how you do describe a day when out of the blue a stud like Clay Aiken and Sexy SirenLindsay Lohan both admit publicly that they are gay? It has to be the gayest day ever.

I know it's only two people, but the outpouring of support for their gayness that's on the way makes me want to run to the dance school and sign up for tap! Just wait til Rosie's giant fat face tries to claim these officially new members of the twinkle toes brigade are now members of her cause. I doubt they switched teams to impress Rosie, but Rosie always takes this angle.

You guys know I'm pissed at Lindsay's boyfriend Sam Ronson because that dude has really calmed her down and now she's a bore. He must have a big one to keep that slunt off the straight.

I'm pretty happy for Clay Aiken because he just had  a kid and now that he has found his way out of the closet and admitted he is officially gay, he can no actually get pregnant and bare his own children.

I think that's so cool.

I'm just scared tommorrow Ruben Studdard is come out and admit he's really white. Could imagine?

Swing Your Thing Clay. And, you swing Sam's thing Lindsay!


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The 2008 Emmys are the talk of the town today but I'm not expecting anything more than another boring awards show.

I think the real story today is how the extremely untalented Lindsay Lohan was just tapped as a judge for the next season of Project Runaway. Frankly, I never see anyone in Hollywood dressed worse than Lindsay so she'll fit right in on Project Runway.

This is a really big deal for Lindsay because her movie career is bombing and her ability to attract a decent man has come and gone. She seems to have settled for this Sam Ronson dude. He's some DJ twerp who lets himself get dragged around from fashion week to fashion week.

Personally, I think this Ronson guy has checked his balls at the door just so he could bang the skanky little red head. I'd probably do the same thing for a hot chick, but he's done it for Lindsay Lohan.

Sam Ronson has turned this little tabloid star into a boring well behaved non story and it is not doing anybody any good.

Hopefully Lindsay will stir up some trouble on Project Runaway and rip the headlines away from contrived little publicity stunts like the emmy awards.

Good luck judging people who sew Ali Lohan's Sister!

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The entire world is interested in Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Samantha Ronson.  I was reading China View , and this story was headlining their entertainment section.

They are reporting that Mr/Miss Ronson shelled out $22,000 for a commitment ring for Lohan.   That's lesbo for engagement ring.

I have no problem with these two rubbing clams but I when I look at Ronson I see someone who is more man than I am.  Look how cool he is in the above picture.  No wonder Lohan likes him.

The thing that really blows me away is that Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 22nd birthday last week.  With the wear and tear already on this skank, you would think she's in her late thirties.

I guess these little  lovebirds have the attention of the world right now and I'm no different.  How else can I explain watching Samantha Ronson sit like a man at a car wash for three minutes?

 


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The above photo of Lindsay Lohan on the set of her film Labor Pains could very easily be her last major movie role, and it is not for reasons you might think.

The fact that for the past month or so, Lindsay and her girl toy Samantha Ronson, have been touted gay heroes has nothing to do with it.

I hope Lindsay is a lesbo, because I think she is an ugly skank. I like my leading ladies hot!!! Samantha is a great talent and they make a fine duo.

It's not Lindsay's little sex games with the Paparazzi that could kill her career, it is her stupidity.

Lindsay is an idiot and her past proves it. Bob Graham is the Executive Editor of Two Tools of the Trade , which is a highly informative blog dedicated to the Insurance Industry. Graham brings up a heck of a point, and everyone should read his quick little post called Bad Girl Lindsay Lohan Finally Gets Underwritten.

Let's think about this for a minute. Lindsay Lohan has such a bad past that no insurance companies wanted to underwrite her film. We might think nothing of it, but those Hollywood executives sure do.

If I was an in charge I would drop the little mess for a fresh and clean breakout star. So unless Mrs Ronson straightens up her act and starts to behave, Hollywood fame and fortune might leave her behind.

I think all the lesbo crap is just to keep her in the news and remind Hollywood that she can still create the type of buzz that will put dollars in their pockets.

I think Lindsay would prefer to keep making films than spreading her legs for Penthouse!

Check her out on the set of Labor Pains and watch who pays her a visit!

 


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Say hello and good bye to the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan, Ali, before she gets eaten alive by young Hollywood.
 
The wanna be starlet just landed a lead role in the film Mostly Ghostly, based on a series of books about a teen age boy with some ghosts living in his room.  Sounds Great.
 
You can also see Ali Lohan in her stupid reality show on E! called Living Lohan.
 
I say we just throw in a volcano right now instead of making her go through the hell of her demise.  She wants to be just like her sister.
 
Good Luck in Rehab Kiddo! 
 
 



 
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