Uberazzi - Celebrity gossip, scandals, rumors

I love it when those talking heads on The View turn on that stupid Elisabeth Hasselbeck.  Whoopi and the gang are jealous of her good looks and love to pound her when she opens her pie hole.

Now, Elisabeth has got to be one of the dumbest people on the planet but she looks so cute when she gets backed into a corner it just endears her to me. Plus, I like when my hot chicks are dumber than I am.  It makes me think I can trick them into stuff easier. So I always take her ridiculous stance no matter what.

She stirred it up again when she told the world to boycott Oliver Stone's new movie W.  She saw the official trailer for W and based on it said it was a bad film. 

I absolutely hate The View, and especially Oprah and Bette Midler but those two are absolutely correct in this situation. In fact is Whoopi is usually right about everything, but I just hate her.

I do follow her advice though.  She says don't judge it til you see it. So, I watch her first and then I hate her. 

Unfortunately, in my world the hot chick is always the winner.

Watch the uncomfortable little clip.

The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has just hit the net and it is being very well received by a bunch of weirdos.

To me it looks very dark and I'm over this craze.  Maybe it has something to do with Daniel Radcliffe running around doing naked plays and letting his freak flag fly in an effort to let us all know that he really isn't Harry. 

I will say that I am a big fan of the Emma Watson 18th birthday voogie flash for the Paparazzi.  She's all grown up, very well groomed, and no longer believable as the brainy Hogwart student.

Other than that, the movie seems as creepy as the book which will be great for Potter fans.

Enjoy! 

Robert Downey Jr is set to play the title role in Sherlock Holmes, which will be directed by Mr. Madonna himself, Guy Ritchie.

Warner Brothers says that filming will start in October and Downey Jr. is the first to sign on.

I think Holmes  is a great role for Robert Downey Jr. He really is an incredible actor. 

I'm not sure  how he will come off in Tropic Thunder  or The Soloist, But Sherlock Holmes is such a great character I'm sure Downey Jr will turn in a great performance.

Can You smell an Oscar 4 months before the first take? 

I can't stand the summer blockbuster season because all the movies end up sucking.  I never know what to see and I hate everyone in Hollywood except Patrick Dempsey and Gina Gershon.(please don't ask)

With that in mind, I rely on my good friend Colin Boyd from Get the Big Picture for all my movie advice.  The best part is we both know I'm going to hate the movie and Colin is get a bashing in my column.  He's a good sport about it though.

I don't think it's actually the movies I have a problem with really. It's more about hating the annoying  people who suck up the air around me in the theater.

I always get stuck next to the guy with oxygen tank, or the woman who breast feeds right in the theater.  Not to mention the wrapper crinklers, and the foot tappers.

The whole experience always sucks and I end up hating the film.

But, Colin tells me that I will laugh at Tropic Thunder so I will go try an catch an 11:00am show on a Monday morning in some rural town.

 Here's a look at the flick!

The above photo of Lindsay Lohan on the set of her film Labor Pains could very easily be her last major movie role, and it is not for reasons you might think.

The fact that for the past month or so, Lindsay and her girl toy Samantha Ronson, have been touted gay heroes has nothing to do with it.

I hope Lindsay is a lesbo, because I think she is an ugly skank. I like my leading ladies hot!!! Samantha is a great talent and they make a fine duo.

It's not Lindsay's little sex games with the Paparazzi that could kill her career, it is her stupidity.

Lindsay is an idiot and her past proves it. Bob Graham is the Executive Editor of Two Tools of the Trade , which is a highly informative blog dedicated to the Insurance Industry. Graham brings up a heck of a point, and everyone should read his quick little post called Bad Girl Lindsay Lohan Finally Gets Underwritten.

Let's think about this for a minute. Lindsay Lohan has such a bad past that no insurance companies wanted to underwrite her film. We might think nothing of it, but those Hollywood executives sure do.

If I was an in charge I would drop the little mess for a fresh and clean breakout star. So unless Mrs Ronson straightens up her act and starts to behave, Hollywood fame and fortune might leave her behind.

I think all the lesbo crap is just to keep her in the news and remind Hollywood that she can still create the type of buzz that will put dollars in their pockets.

I think Lindsay would prefer to keep making films than spreading her legs for Penthouse!

Check her out on the set of Labor Pains and watch who pays her a visit!

I can't believe Tatum O'Neal is in trouble again. She bought some crack last night and tried to tell the arresting officer she was only doing research for a role.(timesonline)

Speaking of that. Tatum O'neal was the ultimate child star and definately the most decorated with her Oscar, and the popularity of her movies.

Crack is Wack!!! Hot Stuff